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Indiana Jones 5. It's official.

Temple of Doom and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull are my two favorite Indy films, and no-one can convince me to change my mind.

ToD is classic Pulp Horror in the best way, and KotCS is a glorious mashup of Sci-Fi B movie brilliance and the Adventure Serials that inspired Indy's creation.
 
The Uncharted games are 5 perfect examples of how to do modern Indy style adventures. The fact that we have an Uncharted movie coming up kind of makes a modern Indiana Jones movie feel kind of redundant.
 
Maybe they can get Harrison to refilm all the Old Indy wraparounds for The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles. I say that jokingly, but I would actually love a Blu-ray remaster of the entire series in single-episode form (not the weird "movies" they made for the DVDs) with newly written material for Ford as Old Indy.
 
Have Indy head off to Vietnam just as the war is ending to find a bottle that supposedly has a genie in it. He gets help from his daughter and a old colleague and a brother and sister team from there who are Vietnamese. The brother is also a love interest for the daughter. The bad guys are a rogue American team who have killed innocent people and basically the type of soliders you see in ever Vietnam war movie and Chinese exploiters who want to steal the ancient bottle.

Eventually Indy and team get the two sets of bad guys to kill each other and it turns out the genie is real. She grants a wish to the daughter who gets to the bottle first. Presto! Harrison Ford is now young and any movie star they want to reboot the character with for future movies. The daughters wish was for her dad to be young again and less jaded because like lots of people in the 70's the War and Nixon made them bitter about the world.


Jason
 
Maybe Indy should walk past a poster for Star Wars or Jaws.
He could meet a fuzzy-faced movie producer who wants to film the story of his life. :D

Well the last film was 1954 and that was 12 years ago. So late 60's. Considering that the first was 1939 and than 1938 for temple....
They do have some leeway, and I hope they use it.

I keep coming back to the idea of Indy in some sort of 70s conspiracy/political thriller. A Capricorn One or Three Days of the Condor. I don't know how you fit Indy into a movie like that -- Clear and Present Danger, but in the 70s, and with a 70 year-old Indy, but that's the 70s genre.
I don't think a political thriller per se is Indy's thing, but if it's in the 70s it could involve Russians and Detente, which could be interesting.

I have to wonder how audiences felt upon seeing TOD for the first time.
Disappointed. I felt that 80s Dark & Gritty had poisoned Indy.

If Harrison Ford ever bows out, they could always have one of Indy's descendants take over (we know he has a son), so maybe they could just set it in the modern age with Indy III or IV.
I'd much rather have a descendant than a recasting.

Playing off both these ideas, Indy could find evidence of a lost civilization
This is the line of thought I came to-- either a Lost Horizon kind of thing, or a Lovecraftian underground city in Antarctica perhaps. Something that insulates the movie from the 70s. And I love the 70s. I was a teenager then. But I don't think the decade suits Indy.

The poster he walks by could be for Doc Savage. He sees it, and shakes his head, saying "That kind of story never works."
That would be a nice touch.

Just stick him in the deepest jungles of Africa and no cell phone or tech works. :)
Indiana Jones: Naked and Afraid. But an African adventure would be an opportunity to homage the Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movies.

Have Indy head off to Vietnam just as the war is ending to find a bottle that supposedly has a genie in it. He gets help from his daughter and a old colleague and a brother and sister team from there who are Vietnamese. The brother is also a love interest for the daughter. The bad guys are a rogue American team who have killed innocent people and basically the type of soliders you see in ever Vietnam war movie and Chinese exploiters who want to steal the ancient bottle.
Now this is a good idea for an Indy movie in the 70s.

Presto! Harrison Ford is now young and any movie star they want to reboot the character with for future movies.
Not this part, but the rest of it. :rommie:
 
I think what surprises me most about Temple of Doom is its rating. It got a PG rating while it prompted the need for a PG-13 rating (it came out before the PG-13 rating was made available), but I don't really find either rating all that suitable given what goes on in the movie. A PG or PG-13 rating feels rather misleading for this movie while an R rating would have been far more suitable. Having watched it not that long ago, I was shocked at how brutal it was for something with a PG rating. It just doesn't seem adequate.

This is the line of thought I came to-- either a Lost Horizon kind of thing, or a Lovecraftian underground city in Antarctica perhaps. Something that insulates the movie from the 70s. And I love the 70s. I was a teenager then. But I don't think the decade suits Indy.

I think the myth surrounding The Lost City of Z would make for an interesting place for them to visit. Plenty of snakes and disease-ridden bugs according to the book I read. Have a feeling Indy would love it.
 
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Anson Mount would make a good new Indy, he has that rugged looks and charm
Ever since I've heard Chris Pratt it's been hard to shake.

This is the line of thought I came to-- either a Lost Horizon kind of thing, or a Lovecraftian underground city in Antarctica perhaps. Something that insulates the movie from the 70s. And I love the 70s. I was a teenager then. But I don't think the decade suits Indy.
That's where my mind went, 70s seems like "Lost World" (not Jurassic Pakr) kind of territory.
 
Could do Lost City of Atlantis. Maybe the Library of Alexandria. Or he has to go up Mt Everest.


Jason
 
Maybe the Library of Alexandria

Ooh, ooh, we've long known the libraries were burned to the ground. But what if there's a rumor that the entire contents were copied, and the originals hidden in the desert somewhere so that when the city burned, all that knowledge was safe?
 
Ooh, ooh, we've long known the libraries were burned to the ground. But what if there's a rumor that the entire contents were copied, and the originals hidden in the desert somewhere so that when the city burned, all that knowledge was safe?
Actually, I remember reading a study a few years ago that suggested the possibility that the Library of Alexandria was slowly depleted of its contents prior to its burning. Not as suddenly tragic, but still sad. I don't remember how verified and wide-believed that theory is but it sounds plausible.

Edit: Found it (although it was actually closer to seven years ago). Yeah, it's io9 but it is one of their far better written articles with lots of quotes and sources (although one of the links is broken now).
 
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One of the major archaeological finds of the 70's was the Terracotta Army in China. Something might be done with that. Plus the Chinese connection might mean some box office in China. Toss in some well known Chinese actors (Michelle Yeoh?) Plus the return of Short Round!
Might be too close to The Mummy and the Dragon Emperor.
 
I think the myth surrounding The Lost City of Z would make for an interesting place for them to visit. Plenty of snakes and disease-ridden bugs according to the book I read. Have a feeling Indy would love it.
Yes, and it would make for a great title: Indiana Jones and the Lost City of Z. :mallory:

That's where my mind went, 70s seems like "Lost World" (not Jurassic Pakr) kind of territory.
I definitely think that's the way to go.

Could do Lost City of Atlantis. Maybe the Library of Alexandria. Or he has to go up Mt Everest.
I love the Alexandria idea. The remnants of the Library are guarded by an immortal Hypatia, like the knight in Last Crusade. Make it a bit of an homage to She.
 
Yes, and it would make for a great title: Indiana Jones and the Lost City of Z. :mallory:

Actually, after realizing it, that's not even the lost city I was thinking of, although I did see the movie that this story was about. The one I was actually thinking of was The Lost City of the Monkey God, which sounds even more Indiana Jones-y.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/40873920-the-lost-city-of-the-monkey-god

https://www.theverge.com/2017/2/4/1...he-monkey-god-interview-honduras-civilization
 
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Monkey God is indeed a great title for the movie. Even if it has no monkeys or is about something else I still approve.

Jason
 
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