Star Trek Picard is not Star Trek

[Hythlodeus]

I'm pretty sure Star Trek: Picard is not Knight Rider though

 

[Nerys Myk]

I'm pretty sure Star Trek: Picard is not Knight Rider though

USS KITT. You know you want it.

 

[Hythlodeus]

USS KITT. You know you want it.

of course I want it. Warp drive WITH turbo boost, what's not to like?

 

[cooleddie74]

William Daniels as the La Sirena's onboard computer.

 

[EnriqueH]

Star Trek has been swearing since TOS season 1. So it’s been swearing over 50 years.

Haven’t you got any goddamn feelings about that?

 

[Sir Stewart Wallace]

William Daniels as the La Sirena's onboard computer.

"Computer, activate Emergency Mr. Feeny Hologram."

The Star Trek/Boy Meets World crossover we've all been clamoring for since the 90s is here at last.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Anybody want a follow up episode about the kids?

Sure. A Short Trek called Tommy and Katie Salamander look for Mommy and Daddy

 

[fireproof78]

Sure. A Short Trek called Tommy and Katie Salamander look for Mommy and Daddy

What happened to the third one?

And I'm sad I know that.

 

[cooleddie74]

Tuvix ate him. Duh.

 

[saladdays]

I skipped the last 25 pages in this thread and I don't think I've really missed much...

 

[Tuskin38]

Nope, TOS

Nope, not TOS. There is nothing saying the future is a utopia in TOS.

 

[cooleddie74]

The closest TOS may have come to saying that anything resembling "utopia" existed at that time in history was when characters mentioned how bigotry related to body size, skin color and gender no longer occurred in episodes like "Plato's Stepchildren" and "The Savage Curtain" and that humans no longer feared words.

 

[fireproof78]

Tuvix ate him. Duh.

Better episode.

 

[urbandk]

USS KITT. You know you want it.

While we're at it, may I suggest the USS Airwolf?

Also Soji's dad is actually Steve Austin.

 

[Vger23]

Crystal Pepsi is not real Pepsi

The Impossible Whopper is not a Whopper

Flag Football is not real Football

But....Star Trek Picard...

This thread is so silly it almost makes me feel like the whole thing was done as a joke. Honestly, people have been finding reasons to claim "NAWT REALZ STAR TRACK!!!1!1!" since 1979. It's literally the same, endlessly stale arguments for the last 40 frigging years.

You'd think that, at some point, it would get old to some of you.

 

[Lord Garth]

Crystal Pepsi is not real Pepsi

It's better.

 

[Vger23]

Yeah, I love these posters who cannot back up their own opinion (except for "XY/ youtube/ millions of fans think the same! See!"), so they need to discredit those of others. This behaviour i all over the internet. In rea life, you wouldn't get away with it. This one is almost semi-original because it's basically about "cognitive dissonance".

Maybe we should collect all these "arguments" in the first post of these threads. Let's see, off the top of my head... (Of course, everyone who dislikes the show is above any such influences and motivations.)

1. stupid/ ignorant
2. paid by CBS
3. cognitive dissonance (they pay for it, so it must be good!)
4. They don't know what Trek is/ Gene's Vision etc.

What else?

5. You people will like anything with "Star Trek" in the title. Sheeeep!!!

It's better.

You people will obviously like anything with the name "Pepsi" on it.

 

[fireproof78]

William Daniels as the La Sirena's onboard computer.

Best crossover ever.

 

[fireproof78]

You'd think that, at some point, it would get old to some of you.

One would think, yet here we are.

 

[Krandor]

I skipped the last 25 pages in this thread and I don't think I've really missed much...

nope. Mostly just old man yelling at the clouds.