The Good, The Bad, and The Cheesiest One-Liners Thread

[Forbin]

A... problematic line from Elaan of Troyus, was when Elaan says to Kirk:
"You cannot resist my love my love."
For years I wondered if she stuttered or the film skipped in the gates.
Yes, there should be a comma between the 'my love's, but France really didn't pause, and just plowed ahead with the awkward line.

 

[FreddyE]

I got one... when Geordi said “not bad” after Wesley was turned into a grown up...

Luckily the actual grown up version is much better looking :-)

 

[FreddyE]

“So you’re all astronauts, on some sort of .. star trek?”

The WORST line in all of Star Trek...sounds even worse in the german dub....

 

[CorporalCaptain]

The WORST line in all of Star Trek...sounds even worse in the german dub....

To each his own. I think it's one of the cutest.

 

[Forbin]

To each his own. I think it's one of the cutest.

It's just... not something anyone would ever say out loud in real life. He may as well have looked at the camera and winked.

 

[XCV330]

Morn: too many one liners quotes from that guy to mention. I'll just leave those out. You know what they are.

Lily Sloane (FC): This is my firs ray-gun.

 

[Vger23]

Cheesey crap fest one-liner:

"Saddle up....lock and load" -Data, Star Trek: Insurrection

Felt like it was written for the advertising campaign only.

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

Holo-Chakota to Sevene: You'r beautiful when you're chopping (carrots)
and then theres some fingersucking going on.... ! YIKES

 

[FreddyE]

It's just... not something anyone would ever say out loud in real life. He may as well have looked at the camera and winked.

Yeah...and using the franchises title in dialog sounds even more out of place and "cringe fourth wall breaking" in german...

 

[Forbin]

Yeah...and using the franchises title in dialog sounds even more out of place and "cringe fourth wall breaking" in german...

What was the line in German?

 

[FreddyE]

What was the line in German?

The same..a direct translation. Just has an even weirder vibe because its my native language

 

[Forbin]

"Sie sind also alle Astronauten auf einer Art Sternentour" according to Google translate.

 

[Kirby]

Wesley: "We're Starfleet, we don't lie"

Has he ever MET a Starfleet admiral???

 

[trekshark]

although it still would be cheesy, Cochrane's line should have been something like
"you're all astronauts, on a trek through the stars"
conveys the same message without actually naming the franchise

 

[Forbin]

although it still would be cheesy, Cochrane's line should have been something like
"you're all astronauts, on a trek through the stars"
conveys the same message without actually naming the franchise

Still too awkward to pass the "would anyone actually say this out loud in conversation?" test, I think.

 

[Farscape One]

I thought it was a nice meta nod.

One of the very few in the franchise.

 

[XCV330]

poor Admiral Marcus, all he wanted was to start an interstellar war without Kirk talking to Khaaaaan

 

[Jerikka Dawn]

"Chronowerx stock is about to crash"

Aww, this one was great Janeway was great with the one liners