Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #313: Get Chapel to the Bridge on time

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to our new contest! As with all things lately, there are more demand on my time, and it's too too easy for the contests to go a long time without my giving them attention, for that, I am sorry.

First up to the plate, we have the "Very well, get me Lieutenant McCartney." Award, going to: @tharpdevenport for:

"Again, Keptin, I am not ensign Ringo Starr."


Next, we have the "Be worried, we're running out of redshirts!" Award, going to @Cult Classic for:

Chekov: I just hope that lightning really doesn't strike tvice!



Next, we have the "That's all folks!" Award, going to @Doc Mugatu for:

Chekov: Kill the vabbit. KILL THE VABBIT!


Next, we have the "Shape up or be in the background!" Award, going to @Maurice Navidad for:

KIRK: You'll obey my orders, Chekov, or I'll have security confine you to be half out of shot like Peter—
SPOCK: (ahem) Tommy Starnes.
KIRK: —Tommy and you won't get any closeups.


Next, we have the "Not a part of Starfleet Training" Award going to @Herbert for:

The bridge crew of the Enterprise could never do a proper hokey pokey



2 Photoshop winners!

@Qonundrum:

@Happy X-Mas (War Is Over) :

The Tribbles have chosen 2 winners!

@IMC Headquarters:

Chekov is the first one to spot the iRex...


@Sareesataka

Kirk: Mr. Chekov, have you ever heard of something called an agony booth?
Chekov: No, Keptin. Vhat is it?
Kirk: Let`s just call it payback for putting a whoopie cushion on my chair this morning.




Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners. I seriously didn't realize it had been so long since this contest started, I'll be better about not letting this go on so long.

And now, the new contest!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Spock never throws a second bowl of Plomeek soup at home...

McCoy: No, I said the serum to PREVENT Space Sickness!

Uhura found the comments section, then never wanted to look at a screen again.

Chapel: This is made of wood and has no mechanical or computer components. Why do we use them for everything?

Kirk: What happened?
McCoy: You broke a Klingon womans heart, then she went after yours.

 

[Herbert]

Thanks for the win!

That moment when Dr McCoy's laxative concoction kicks in

 

[tharpdevenport]

The carpet: Scary as fuck.

 

[ItsGreen]

"Bareskins" or stone knives Mr. Spock?
I think you may need two Nurse Chapel.

 

[Delta Vega]

"Shame on you Spock, I've found your porn stash"

 

[Delta Vega]

Chapel (thinks) "He got plunged in the kidney, why the fuck has he a bandage round his chest ?"

 

[Mysterion]

"Keep acting! They'll fix this in post!"

 

[Noname Given]

Nurse Chapel (in a BAD French accent): "Can I interest you in an after dinner mint? It's waffer thin..."

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Thanks for the win!

McCoy: Well, it's only logical, Jim. Vulcan has higher gravity. It makes sense for them to project farther.

 

[Qonundrum]

Thanks for the win!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Pictures are gone???

 

[Herbert]

Pictures are gone???

Wormhole

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"You may experience some mild side effects..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

BARRETT:Wow, that Zoe Saldana is gorgeous. Who'd they get to play me??
NICHOLS: Uh.....

 

[Nerys Myk]

GOLDSHIRT: What are we staring at again?

 

[1001001]

Looks like the Space Acid is finally kicking in...

 

[Nerys Myk]

BUGS: I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque

 

[ItsGreen]

Captain look there's something in the corridor! In the corridor, what is it? It's a long hall onto which several rooms open, but that's not important right now.

 

[Henoch]

McCoy: "He's dead, Jim."