Upon bringing his bloodied nephew up to the Enterprise bridge in STAR TREK II, Mister Scott unintentionally began the Starfleet Tradition of always bringing recently dead officers to the bridge ...
Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption contest #191 Take it to the bridge.
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Janeway: "And so we lay nameless red shirt ensign down to rest, who died to pointlessly doing something; I don't know, I was too busy to see what killed him or her; in the only proper manner I know of: by wasting a torpedo even though we have limited resources. And not bothering to replicate dress uniforms for everybody in attendance. So, who brought some bagpipes?"
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Janeway: And now we commit Harry's career to the deep.
Harry: Do what now?
lol
Chakotay: "Did you say something?"
Janeway: (Good. the explosions covered it) Nothing.
Chakotay: Doesn't smell like nothing (she swats him with a padd)
"PPPPPPAAAAARRRRPPPPP"
Janeway: "Excuse me. That was supposed to be a right cheek sneak..."
Chakotay: "Did you say something?"
Janeway: (Good. the explosions covered it) Nothing.
Chakotay: Doesn't smell like nothing (she swats him with a padd)
Janeway: "Mr. Tuvok, beam the coffin into space."
Tuvok: "It is now in space. On a trajectory into the nearby star."
Kim: "Captain, about that promotion..."
Janeway: "Wait -- I think I accidentally put all the pips in the coffin."
Tuvok: "The casing has been destroyed by the radiant head of the star."
Janeway: "Oh, gee, sorry Kimmy baby; have to ration power and all that. Maybe when we get home."
Janeway: Tuvok what is causing that photonic overload? Are we navigating through twin suns to rid ourselves of alien scientists?
Tuvok: Negative.
Janeway: Is it Kes's utterly random Fury rearing up?
Tuvok: Negative.
Janeway: Is Q flashing into my budoir?
Tuvok: Negative.
Janeway: Q2 then?
Tuvok: What, in your budoir?
Janeway: No.....the sonic shower.
Tuvok: NEGATIVE.
Janeway: Is Kes wandering through forbidden monastery thresholds and getting zapped again?
Tuvok: Surprisingly, negative.
Janeway: Is it Tapestry?
Tuvok: Not even the right ship.
Janeway: Caretaker's tractor beam?
Tuvok: If you recall, we blew that up.
Janeway: Kes reverting to an embryonic state?
Tuvok: You would think, but negative.
Janeway: Well what is it then?
Tuvok: There is a quadrodynamic harmonic feedback in a lateral field inverter causing a hyperluminal bounceback in the tetryon induction capacitor coilspring.....feedback.
Janeway: Rotate the frequency.
Tuvok: Way ahead of you.
I'm Kathryn the starship girl
I'm Kathryn the starship girl
The Borg Queen can't stop me
When I drinks me coffee
I'm Kathryn the starship girl! *chirp chirp*
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I'm Kathryn the starship girl
I'm Kathryn the starship girl
The Borg Queen can't stop me
When I gots me coffee
I'm Kathryn the starship girl! *chirp chirp*
Janeway: Don't be going Pegasus Will Riker on me, Chief.
Chakotay: THAT WAS -
Torres: I'm pregnant!
Chakotay: - almost a lawsuit.
<bleeeepboop>
Janeway: What was that?
Kim: Bussards activated.
<bloooopbepbeep>
Janeway: What was that?
Kim: Bridge systems nominal.
<bluuuuurrrrrrllllllbllluuurrp>
Janeway: What was that?
Kim: Bean Burrito.
Janeway: All hands, brown alert.
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