Who is hotter Riker or Worf?

[Nakita Akita]

Okay, this is a tough one.
Both have a fantastic physical presence
But aside from that they are both fraught with issues.
Worf the consummate hero. He has to maintain his perfect Klingon persona. He is a better Klingon that every other Klingon added together. Yet he always feels as though perfect isn't good enough.
For me that might be a big turn off in such a perfect person.
He is very serious most of the time too. Does he ever joke around or laugh? (Other than at pain)

Riker, for the most part he is pretty sure that everything he does is as close to perfect as humanly possible. Although he probably thinks he is as pretty close to perfect including all aliens too. He has a good sense of humor. But he has a major weakness in that he doesn't take that final command step into the captaincy. I can't understand or figure that one out. (Outside of scripting, etc. Pretending that he is real here folks)
Oh, and as far as it seems, he is sort of a slut. I couldn't deal with that.


Assuming that Worf looks just as yummy in some wrap top Jammies as Riker;
I think overall I'd rather deal with Worf moods than a slutty guy.
So for me, it's Worf.

How do others feel about these two?

 

[F. King Daniel]

As per Star Trek Discovery, Klingons have...

Spoiler: very important plot detail

Two penises

Does this affect your choice?

 

[Amaris]

Worf is hotter, but he's too much of a prude. Riker's not quite as sexy (IMO), but he's probably more likely to try new things. Plus he likes jazz.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

My immediate response to the question would probably be frowned upon by mods (), so I'll play it safe and go with Riker. Bears are totally my thing!

 

[JesterFace]

I have to ask the mandatory question, are Klingons "ribbed for her pleasure"... you know, down there?

Why am I asking this?
Do I really even want to know?
Does anyone want to know?
What would Michael Dorn say?
Will I get warned?
Will I get banned?

 

[JesterFace]

Bears are totally my thing!

Be proud that you can admit it.
Also, typos can be a lot of fun.

 

[Nakita Akita]

As per Star Trek Discovery, Klingons have...

Spoiler: very important plot detail

Two penises

Does this affect your choice?

It's not the size of the wave it's the motion of the ocean sorta thing.
I might have to go over some ground rules with him.

 

[cooleddie74]

Pat Buchanan.

Oops. Wait. That wasn't my choice.

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

Riker or Worf ?

Mmmhh...Minuet ?

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Be proud that you can admit it.
Also, typos can be a lot of fun.

No typos that I can see.

 

[May 20]

Hmm... of the two, I prefer Riker. Yes, he's very, um, free with his favors, but when he's in a committed relationship, he's totally committed. I don't mind the not-moving-up-to-captaincy as much as others seem to. It wouldn't be a deal-breaker for me. He loves jazz and has an adventurous imagination and knows when to switch out of duty mode to relax. He likes kids. And, he'll talk.

Worf, though attractive, doesn't talk except under duress. There is only duty mode. Everything is warrior this and pain sticks that. Kids make him very uncomfortable. Plus, when he loses his temper, furniture tends to need to be replaced. Nope, not having any of that.

 

[JesterFace]

No typos that I can see.

Oops, I thought that bears was supposed to be beards, after all we're talking about Riker.

 

[PureCrimson]

I want to see women choose between older Worf and Riker instead.

Worf loses the muscular physique and just gets round, etc.

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

@PureCrimson : my husband is "round" and I love him more than words can say. Looks don't do all the job.

That being said, neither Worf nor Riker is my type XD

 

[cooleddie74]

As per Star Trek Discovery, Klingons have...

Spoiler: very important plot detail

Two penises

Does this affect your choice?

It affects my plan to move the toilet in the dark so that they miss it.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Oops, I thought that bears was supposed to be beards, after all we're talking about Riker.

With all that hair (not to mention the beard) Riker is most definitely a bear. We'd stick together like velcro

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

It affects my plan to move the toilet in the dark so that they miss it.

That is definitely pure evil !!

 

[SPCTRE]

I don't think Number One would present issues with fidelity, you'd just have to let him have his me-time on the holodeck, no questions asked

 

[Forbin]

Defintitely Worf, 'cause he wears that fake latex forehead and a lot of fake muscle padding. It's hot under there.

 

[Nakita Akita]

Defintitely Worf, 'cause he wears that fake latex forehead and a lot of fake muscle padding. It's hot under there.

It was the 80's! Everyone had the fake muscle padding, 4 ft. Across shoulders!

Wait! Fake? What on Earth are you TALKING about? Fake latex what?
What are you implying? Are you saying that Worf isn't even a Klingon???
So like are you saying Data is like what a fake android?
Troi's hair is fake?
Are you trying to kill me here?

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

There, there, @Nakita Akita ...
Don't listen to their lies...

 

[Marynator]

Having come out of a long-term co-dependent relationship, I don't believe it would work for me and Worf. He is really a big softy deep down, and is a very good man, but he needs a lot of work. Will Riker is far more fun-loving, but he clearly has commitment issues and he is wishy-washy on his own ambitions. He breaks up with Deanna Troi (before the show) because he wants to focus on his career? But then when he gets promotion opportunities, he turns them down? This man clearly doesn't know what he really wants from life, and also reminds me a lot of my ex.

I personally would prefer either Captain Picard or Commander Data. Both are much more my type. Geordi would be better if he wasn't so insecure.

 

[Nakita Akita]

Having come out of a long-term co-dependent relationship, I don't believe it would work for me and Worf. He is really a big softy deep down, and is a very good man, but he needs a lot of work. Will Riker is far more fun-loving, but he clearly has commitment issues and he is wishy-washy on his own ambitions. He breaks up with Deanna Troi (before the show) because he wants to focus on his career? But then when he gets promotion opportunities, he turns them down? This man clearly doesn't know what he really wants from life, and also reminds me a lot of my ex.

I personally would prefer either Captain Picard or Commander Data. Both are much more my type. Geordi would be better if he wasn't so insecure.

Okay, I totally prefer Picard. I've drawn poster sized pictures of him!
So I had to try something different here.
So what about Barclay?