Jesus Christ.
I hate to say it... in fact, it physically hurts, I threw up a litle in my mouth, but....
Axanar did it better.
The whole klingon war story-arc is one BIG clusterfuck of a botched arc. Holy hell.
Forget how it clashes with canon - It's just
bad. Like, this is suddenly the most dire war the Federation has ever fought. Closer to the brink of defeat than they were even against the Borg and the Dominion -
and the show SKIPPED the whole thing? The most desperate time of the Federation - in the FIRST SEASON no less - and they
timejump through the majority of it? What the...?
I don't care for this war. At all. We're missing
ALL crucial information. I thought the klingons won? We still have 2/3 of our fleet and 80% of territory! But only one starbase? Where all our leadership is? Instead of, like, the core homeworlds?
Other observations:
- Classify all knowledge of the Mirror Universe? Sure. DESTROY all records? What the fuck?? Forget that Starfleet is a science organization and this is the biggest breakthrough in science at the time - the simple knwoledge of said universe is a tactical advantage of enourmeous dimensions!
- The Tyler/Stamets-scene was campy as fuck I did not for one second believe the emotions of either character
- The klingons so utterly dominating the Federation is stupid - and it makes the entire cold war with the klingons during TOS (and later DS9/TNG etc.) unbelievable, where the Federation was not only a good match to the klingons, but in fact economically superiour. Especially since it's basically lots of entire species against a single one scattered through 24 fractions without clear leadership or a unified war strategy...Yeah, that sounds believable...
- The Discovery wants to jump INSIDE the planet of Kronos? Do you even science, bro?
- This show sacrifices all character and internal consitency for the sake of twists. This time - Cpt. Georgiou! :eyeroll:
- Preview for next episode: Klingon night clubs! Yay! Always wanted to see that! ...ugh