Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Thread #184 A pair of Trek Bosom Buddies

[Finn]

I apologize for not starting up a new contest. Things has been happening lately, starting with not feeling good for a week. I'll post pictures of Paris. I'll do Kim later this week and post the contest winners.

 

[Mr Soak]

Paris: Let me guess. These glasses are "ribbed for your pleasure?"

 

[Finn]

Sigh...I'm having a hard time finding a picture of Garrett outside of Trek....

 

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: I thought you weren't really into Klingon culture.
TORRES: If it's a choice between a Bat'leth and your Elvis on velvet painting, we're going with the Bat'leth

 

[tharpdevenport]

Torres has had enough of Winners postponement and intends to do something about it.

Tom: "You hear that?"

Chacotay: "No. What?"

Tom: "That's the sound of our acting careers dying."

 

[JirinPanthosa]

NEELIX: So, is the aphrodisiac I gave you kicking in?
...
NEELIX: Okay then, hope you and B'elana enjoy your honeymoon.

B'ELANA: Don't worry Tom, I'm not the jealous type. Now where should I hang this?

TOM: Wait, wait. We had 150 people on the ship. Then eight crewmen died, and Seven joined, and now we have 150 people on the ship. This doesn't make any sense.
CHAKOTAY: It doesn't look like anything to me.
TOM: Wait, who are those weird men in environment suits? Why is nobody moving all of the sudden?

FINN: Quick, get the portal open! I have to get back to my universe!
PARIS: From what you told me about it, it sounds suspiciously similar to mine.

AUDREY: Before we start dating, you should know upfront my son is a psychopath, and his father is an eccentric FBI agent who showed up for one night acting strangely before he mysteriously disappeared. I sure hope I never go insane and end up locked in my own neurotic dreamworld.
TOM: I love this Twin Peaks Season 4 Holonovel!

 

[Leviathan]

Tom: As an expert on the 20th Century...I recognize that sword as a prop from a show called "Deep Space Nine"
Torres: Never heard of it.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Torres: "Let's shine a flashlight on this thing and see if Batman shows up."
Paris: "I knew there was a reason I married you!"

 

[Qonundrum]

Neelix: "Tom, face it, you thought this 'bosom buddies' caption thread would have been about Seven and Janeway, didn't you?"
Paris: "Yup. For four reasons."

Paris: "So when you hit the lever, the new SlapChop instantly slices your Tarcassian razor beast into convenient, easy-to-cook portions?"
Torres: 'Yep. But the Tarcassian razor beast isn't very filling."

Neelix (off-screen): "Tom, Chakotay, I've put in a new ingredient. It looked really good and crunchy and all those legs add much valuable protein. The computer called them 'juicy Florida cockroaches'."

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Guy: "Do you think mom will like this?"
Sis: "Only if her electric mixer breaks and she needs to whip up a gallon of omelet mix in a hurry."

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Guy: "Do you think mom will like this?"
Sis: "Only because her husband left her and she hasn't found anyone since."

 

[tharpdevenport]

"I call it a 'Vibrator' or a penismachine. Ban that, butt-fucking Goddamn Communist Google AdSense!"

 

[Herbert]

The only time on screen that we ever see the little known Klingon/Bat'leth bonding ritual.

 

[Herbert]

Neelix: blah, blah, blah, dinner, blah, blah, blah, Kes, blah, blah, blah diplomacy, blah.....
Tom: <thinking> Ugh. He never shuts up. I wonder if all Talaxians are this annoying. <a smile slowly creeps over his face> The next time we encounter the Borg, I'm going to beam him over to the cube as a sacrifice.
Neelix: blah, blah, blah....
Tom: <thinking, still smiling> or maybe shove him out an airlock
Neelix: blah, blah, blah....
Tom: <thinking, still smiling> ooh! I got it. Make him eat some of his own cooking while watching an endless marathon of Family Matters, Cop Rock, Jersey Shore and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Neelix: Tom? Are you listening?
Tom: Sorry Neelix. Just a little preoccupied. <resumes smiling>

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

RDM: Do you realize what we've found? It's like ... Aladdin's lamp! This thing can make our dreams come true!

CC: Yeah, right...

RDM: I wanna go on an awesome trek.

CC: I just want lots of friends.

RDM: That's the best you can come up with?!

Nice Gwildor impression there, Ethan. Courtney Cox is doing Friends for $1M / episode, and here I am. You just can't stop twisting the knife, can you?

 

[Leviathan]

Neelix: The missing replicator rations have been going to a crewman I don't know. Who is Nick Locarno?

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Paris: "Is that a dinner I see before me?"
Torres (offscreen): "Knock it off with the Shakespeare references already!"

 

[Qonundrum]

"Sorry honey, but my big 80s hairdo is sexier than yours. Meanwhile, let me distract you with this novelty egg whisk."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"B'Elanna, I'm sorry I keep leaving the toilet seat up!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Time to circumcise that Borg baby."

Tom: "PFT -- get with it, Bel' -- that Borg baby was so five episodes ago. It's gone now."

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Paris (thinking): Silent but deadly, muwhahahahaha!

Paris: Since when did you become a "Bat'leh-hanging-up-in-your-quarters" sort of Klingon?
Torres: When the writers couldn't be bothered doing anything more interesting with me.

That awkward moment on a blind date when you're halfway through your meal and realise you have nothing in common to talk about.

Paris: Hey there, bump baby, fancy coming back to my place?
Torres (os): Tom, I'm over here.
Paris: I know.

The original production design for "Future's End".

 

[Nerys Myk]