Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Thread #184 A pair of Trek Bosom Buddies

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  1. Finn

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    I apologize for not starting up a new contest. Things has been happening lately, starting with not feeling good for a week. I'll post pictures of Paris. I'll do Kim later this week and post the contest winners.

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  2. Mr Soak

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  3. Finn

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    Sigh...I'm having a hard time finding a picture of Garrett outside of Trek.... :lol:
     
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    Torres has had enough of Winners postponement and intends to do something about it.



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    CHAKOTAY: It doesn't look like anything to me.
    TOM: Wait, who are those weird men in environment suits? Why is nobody moving all of the sudden?

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    PARIS: From what you told me about it, it sounds suspiciously similar to mine.

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    Tom: As an expert on the 20th Century...I recognize that sword as a prop from a show called "Deep Space Nine"
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    Paris: "I knew there was a reason I married you!"
     
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    Neelix: "Tom, face it, you thought this 'bosom buddies' caption thread would have been about Seven and Janeway, didn't you?"
    Paris: "Yup. For four reasons."


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    Paris: "So when you hit the lever, the new SlapChop instantly slices your Tarcassian razor beast into convenient, easy-to-cook portions?"
    Torres: 'Yep. But the Tarcassian razor beast isn't very filling."


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    Neelix (off-screen): "Tom, Chakotay, I've put in a new ingredient. It looked really good and crunchy and all those legs add much valuable protein. The computer called them 'juicy Florida cockroaches'."


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    Guy: "Do you think mom will like this?"
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  10. tharpdevenport

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    The only time on screen that we ever see the little known Klingon/Bat'leth bonding ritual.
     
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    Neelix: blah, blah, blah, dinner, blah, blah, blah, Kes, blah, blah, blah diplomacy, blah.....
    Tom: <thinking> Ugh. He never shuts up. I wonder if all Talaxians are this annoying. <a smile slowly creeps over his face> The next time we encounter the Borg, I'm going to beam him over to the cube as a sacrifice.
    Neelix: blah, blah, blah....
    Tom: <thinking, still smiling> or maybe shove him out an airlock
    Neelix: blah, blah, blah....
    Tom: <thinking, still smiling> ooh! I got it. Make him eat some of his own cooking while watching an endless marathon of Family Matters, Cop Rock, Jersey Shore and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
    Neelix: Tom? Are you listening?
    Tom: Sorry Neelix. Just a little preoccupied. <resumes smiling>
     
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    CC: I just want lots of friends.

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    Nice Gwildor impression there, Ethan. Courtney Cox is doing Friends for $1M / episode, and here I am. You just can't stop twisting the knife, can you?
     
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    Torres: When the writers couldn't be bothered doing anything more interesting with me.

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    Paris: I know.

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