Wesley: "Riker, get Worf outside to fix the antenna. You know how hard it is to get FOX on clearly and 'In Living Color' is starting and I don't want to miss it."
Picard: "Normally I'd tell you to shut up except it's my favorite show, too. Don't tell Riker."
Riker: "Captain, um, I'm standing right here. Mr. Worf, do what the boy said."
Wesley: "Worf would have obeyed me if I was an adult."
Everybody: "SHUT UP WESLEY!!"
(BTW: You win the internet, yours was a nice use of denim to simulate signal distortion!)
Riker: "Geordi, where did this fog come fr--"
Data (interrupting): "I am sorry sir, Geordi gave me what is known as 'Jaegerbomb' for breakfast and my synthetic intestines are producing a typical humanoid reaction."
Picard: "Why did the lights go out?"
Helm: "What lights?"
Picard: "The four lights in the ceiling."
Data: "How many starfleet officers does it take to replace light bulbs?"
Security dude standing in for Worf: "Well how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-- never mind."
Wesley: "The Captain is not going to want to hear about this."
(invading party of Romulans appear)
Lead Romulan: "Too late Wesley, Picard told me to tell you to shut up before I told him I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate."
Wesley: "So what does that make me?"
Romulan (stammering): "Beetlejuice. Just Shut up Wesley and don't say it three times."
Worf: "That was a silent Jaegerbomb. Hope nobody notices."
(Six Romulans on the bridge promptly collapse and fall *thud* onto the floor)
(( note to self: Hope people have seen this running "gag" over from the TOS caption page... ))
