Eurovision Song Contest 2017 (Yes it really is that time of year again!)

[MacLeod]

And Germany has gotten a few points.

 

[Captain Shaw]

yay Germany got some points

 

[cultcross]

Screw you, Ireland.

 

[Defcon]

Great Ireland, hope you haven't fucked up our last place triple.

 

[Captain Shaw]

I'm out of booze

 

[cultcross]

Always liked Slovenia.

 

[Defcon]

But seriously, how Portugal gets so many points? The guy sounded like someone who can't sing but thinks he is the best singer in the world.

 

[Captain Shaw]

Always liked Slovenia.

So much nicer than Ireland.

 

[cultcross]

I'm out of booze

I'm sure I have some gin left but I'm saving it for the public votes

 

[MacLeod]

I'm out of booze

Well the show is almost over (for another year at least)

 

[Relayer1]

I'm out of booze

Where do you live ? We'll send assistance !

 

[MacLeod]

It's the UK's last winner.

 

[Captain Shaw]

Where do you live ? We'll send assistance !

Just make sure you all have a drink for me.

 

[cultcross]

What!? 12 to Portugal? Treason in the ranks!

 

[Relayer1]

Croatian rep is wearing Sydney Opera House.

 

[Relayer1]

Just make sure you all have a drink for me.

You will be remembered. As will your sacrifice of watching whilst 'dry'.

 

[Captain Shaw]

I hope they turn up the mic when the guy from Portugal wins.

 

[Relayer1]

The contestants area looks like the senate chamber from the Star Wars prequels.

I keep expecting to see a pod full of E.T.'s.

 

[Captain Shaw]

Ohhh Spain's got some points

 

[Captain Shaw]

Fuck Eurovision. We don't want to win any way.