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Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #163 Misfits from Deck 15

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Winners of this round:

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Said every undisciplined Vulcan ever, Hutchy
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Ensign Vulcan: I can't wait for Ponn Farr!

Kick the Can will brief you, Seven
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Seven: So..."Seven Minutes in Heaven" doesn't involve an Omega Molecule radiation chamber? First I've heard of it.

Jirin Panthosa sees the potential in Naomi more than Kim. hmm... I would like to see it play out.
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SEVEN: Your report, Lieutenant Wildman.
NAOMI: Thank you. Tell Ensign Kim I want his on my desk by tomorrow morning.

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Oh dear Voyager is starting to appear dated. Phew the Borg can stop its assimilation plans of the Human race.
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NAOMI: I heard in the 21st Century all the information on these PADDs would fit on a device you could hold in the palm of your hand.

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Kate Mulgrew: Men don't change because you're in the Delta Quadrant (She said it) Another Win for Nerys. (our resident Zombie Cheerleader)

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SEVEN: We could ask for directions.
CHAKOTAY: No! I know where we are and where we're going!!!!!

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Sounds about right, tharp
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7 of 9: "It's all right, everyone -- Janeway has sent a cease and desist communication to that guy nobody has ever heard of and his subspace channel nobody knows about, and the doctor has whiped up a antidote of anti-butthurt."


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Haha, classic. Our big winner is our resident Timewalker

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*squish*

SEVEN: Commander, you have just stepped on a butterfly.

CHAKOTAY: Sorry.

*two DTI agents materialize, and the Voyager crewmembers stare at their frilly paisley-and-lace uniforms*

DTI AGENT: Commander, you haven't begun to be sorry.




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Crewman: I've cleaned the console, Captain. I'd bet my spotless record on it!
Captain: You missed a spot. Right there...
Crewman: Oh sh..
Captain: Looks like this shepherd is putting one of the flock on report
 
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Tal Celes: Try here. Stop.

Janeway: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the episode?

Tal Celes: Now. You're looking at now, Captain. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

Janeway: What happened to then?

Tal Celes: We passed then.

Janeway: When?

Tal Celes:
Just now. We're at now now.

Janeway:
Go back to then.

Tal Celes: When?

Janeway: Now

Tal Celes: Now?

Janeway: Now

Tal Celes: I can't

Janeway: Why?

Tal Celes: We missed it.

Janeway: When?

Tal Celes: Just now.

Janeway: When will then be now?

Tal Celes: Soon
 
T4TW Catarina!

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Celes: It's asking for your authorization, but for some reason it's not accepting Janeway Pi Alpha.
Janeway: That's P-I-E - for pecan pie. It's basically the best pie.

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Janeway: Rotate that injector lock!
Janeway: Rotate that shield frequency!
Janeway: Rotate that bypass linkage!
Janeway: Rotate that hot pocket!

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Harren: Nice asteroid.
Janeway: Who said that!

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Janeway: Computer, G-5.
Telfer: I came in like a wreeeeecking ball!
Janeway: Dammit I meant J-5.
 
For a Trek-take on Princess Bride ...

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Let's try the lowest setting...
<< screaming >>

There... I've just beamed one year of your life away. We may go as high as 5, but I really don't know what that would do to you.

How did that make you feel? Now, be honest - this is for posterity
<< whimpering >>

Interesting...
 
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Janeway: There....You'll wake up in 2025. Whoever wins tomorrow would have left office by then.
 
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MULGREW: "What am I -- Fay Wray??? -- that you expect me to act all-convincingly against these shitty-assed Special Effects?"
 
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Janeway: Damn! There's no coffee in this nebula either!


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Janeway: That's not how you deal with Neelix!


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Janeway: These asteroids emit harmful radiation and you're only telling me now?!

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Janeway: Don't worry, Billy. We won't forget you here.

Billy: That's what she told the Equinox crew,,,
 
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JANEWAY: Stun you idiot, stun! Where does Tuvok get his Security team?
GOLDSHIRT: I'm an engineer.
JANEWAY: Three colors? Why just three colors!!!!????
 
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Janeway: What do you mean, you didn't rotate the impulse engines like I asked?
 
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