Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #154 Janeway to Chakotay. Scorpion

[Catarina]

Here are our winners! (I feel like I'm missing a few worthies) You were all so great this week! I was smiling and snickering throughout the 2 pages.

Got to love Space Balls (reference!) award to to AC2T

You call that a radar?! What's all that churning and bubbling?

No ma'am we call that Mr Coffee

I knew that! Everyone knows I drink coffee when I watch radar!

OF COURSE WE DO MA'AM!!!

Now that I have coffee, I'm ready to watch radar


Full House prop mocks the first officer award: Tharpdevenport.

Woodchuck: "Is he made of ... wood???"

Vulcans will be boys award goes to Leviathan

The Vulcan Library records Epic Meld Fail #47: "My mind to your awesome rack...er...mind..."

Catarina loves photoshop entries award to Nerys myk

MARVIN: You think you've got problems. What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don't even bother answering. I'm 50,000 times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer.
JANEWAY: Yeesh, who invited Debbie Downer?

Always get a snicker award goes to Triskelion

I can't work with this thing. Computer, give yourself the education of a 19th century third-year student at Trinity College.
PROCESSING...EVER DO IT ON COBBLESTONES, BABY?

I couldn't stop laughing(probably coffee high) award goes to Mr. Lazer Beam

Chakotay: Do you really expect me to talk?
Alien: No, Mr. Chakotay, we expect you to shed leaves.
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I decided to toss in a couple of exterior shots in lieu of personnel. ;P everyone was pushing buttons or has tendrils up their nose. I've done Scorpion before, haven't I? I'm feeling some deja vu. I'm up with a one month old. shut up and be funny! :P

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks very much for the win Catarina! @};--

Borg: Dang, I was planning to use Seven as my flotation device.

Borg: Just let me attach this webcam first. On WeTube, I'm kind of a big deal.

Chakotay: - and then, I had to box another few rounds with these kooky alien entities, and Boothby was my corner man. It was so weird....
Seven: On a second thought, Species 8472 does have a point.

Species 8472: Behold, a Kolvoord Starburst!
Tom Paris: Meh, I've seen better.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Aliens: Wait! We just wanted to ask if you've ever read The Watchtower!

Janeway: Your fly is down.

Chakotay: Are you sure this is going to work?
Seven: The reprogramming will be sufficient. This secret webcam will have a direct line to the Captain's quarters.

Cirque de Species 8472 does it again!

 

[tharpdevenport]

In this super secret deleted scene, we find out what really happened to those Borg children.....

Borg Collective: "You have been found guilty of drinking all the coffee in the Delta quadrant. and having old-lady fingers."

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of cool, crisp starship recirculated air rushing over my body as I go flying out an aaaaairlooooooock!!!

We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. We require one voice to facilitate our introduction to your species. You have been chosen to be that voice. Your smoker's rasp will be added to our collective.

Amazing! You can change the size of your chest with that button?!

We have assimilated only your best plastic surgeons.

 

[Finn]

Chakotay: Last of the Equinox folks and the Borg Baby has been released, Captain
Janeway: Very good. Mr. Paris, set a course for home, warp eight *sits down* Harry...close the cargo bay doors...Engage.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Woodcotay: "I hear you're looking for the hardest thing to find in the universe and only exists in theory."

7 of 9: "That is correct."

Woodcotay: "The meaning of life?"

7 of 9: "Irrelevant."

Woodcotay: "The Omega particle?"

7 of 9: "No."

Woodcotay: "What then?"

7 of 9: "Your ability to act. I have not been successful."

 

[Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME]

Woodcotay: "I hear you're looking for the hardest thing to find in the universe and only exists in theory."

7 of 9: "That is correct."

Woodcotay: "The meaning of life?"

7 of 9: "Irrelevant."

Woodcotay: "The Omega particle?"

7 of 9: "No."

Woodcotay: "What then?"

7 of 9: "Your ability to act. I have not been successful."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Chakotay: Are you going to be using that console all day?

Seven: Please be patient, Commander. Since I am no longer a drone, I must update my Spacebook status to "Non-collective".

 

[Catarina]

The real Harry's demise inspired the next Holodeck thrill sensation: Deadlock the Ride.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Something just occurred to me about the placement of that airlock on the ship in this picture...

B'Elanna: "Great plan, Chakotay. You just ejected the Borg out of the airlock ... into the NACELLE!"

 

[stardream]

Floaters.

And now to see if my evil plan of infecting them with huge amounts of caffeine will work.

-You know you wouldn't be bad looking if you just gave yourself a little makeover and lost some of those unnecessary affectations.
-Just get on with the job, Seven of Nine.

 

[stardream]

By our powers combined!!!!

 

[Catarina]

By our powers combined....

Reminds me of Captain Planet too

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected! Infracells up! Mega thrusters are go! LET'S GO VOLTRON FORCE!

 

[T'Ressa Dax]

When you play the game of Borg, you win or you are assimulated.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: What button did you just push, Harry!?
KIM: Uh....a green one?

 

[Leviathan]

The 8472 valiantly destroy the Lucasfilm lawyers planning to sue for ripping off the 'beam combining to kill a planet'

 

[Nerys Myk]

TAILOR: Just one more measurement.....
MULGREW: On second thought, we don't want the movie uniforms.

 

[KJ-loves-C-Voy-keli]

I love Marvin and woody

Thanks very much for the win Catarina! @};--

Borg: Dang, I was planning to use Seven as my flotation device.

Borg: Just let me attach this webcam first. On WeTube, I'm kind of a big deal.

Chakotay: - and then, I had to box another few rounds with these kooky alien entities, and Boothby was my corner man. It was so weird....
Seven: On a second thought, Species 8472 does have a point.

Species 8472: Behold, a Kolvoord Starburst!
Tom Paris: Meh, I've seen better.

!!!