The Title of Episode VIII (spoilers, duh)

[Jedi_Master]

Speculationing here!

What do you think will be the title of Star Wars: Episode VIII?

The Force Is Awake But Still Needs Coffee?

The Search For More Money?

Where is Wicket?

Stop Touching My Lightsaber?

Or something far less appropriate?

 

[Ithekro]

Binks is Back

 

[Turtletrekker]

The First Order Strikes Back.

 

[Gepard]

Star Wars: Take the Damn Lightsaber, Old Man

Star Wars: Seriously, We're Just Staring At Each Other

Star Wars: Where the Heck is This Island, Anyway?

Star Wars: So, Are You Going To Say Anything Or Should I Just Go?

Star Wars: That's It, I'm Getting Back in the Millennium Falcon and Leaving.

Star Wars: Good Luck Saving the Galaxy Without Me.

 

[Kor]

"The First Order Strikes Back"
(Or ESB redux)

Kor

 

[Jedi_Master]

In all seriousness, I hope that the words "Strikes" or "Back" or "Empire" or "The" are not included in the title of Episode VIII.
I am fine with Episode VII being an-almost retread of ANH, but please lets leave the striking back business in the past.

 

[YellowSubmarine]

Star Wars VIII: Into Darkness

 

[RoJoHen]

A New Rey of Hope

Adventure Time (with Finn the Human)

 

[{ Emilia }]

Star Wars: Han died first

 

[ConRefit79]

Star Wars : Jar Jar's Revenge

 

[Turtletrekker]

Star Wars: Han died first

Tell that to Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Yoda.

 

[Samurai8472]

Actually it would "Sydow died first"

I quite like "The Last Jedi"

We'd go in thinking Luke would bite it and Rey would be.....the last Jedi


Or "The Lost Jedi"

 

[Jedi_Master]

"The Lost Jedi"

I like it!

 

[USS Triumphant]

"Heir To The Empire"

Because screw you, that's why.

(Also, if Rey IS Luke's kid, and Ben is Leia's, then they're both Vader's grandchildren and that title could apply to either of them.)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Well, since 7 was The Force Awakens, there are any number of possibilities...

SW: The Force Eats Breakfast
SW: The Force Goes Outside To Get The Mail
SW: The Force Realizes It's 5 AM And Goes Back To Bed

 

[Iamnotspock]

Well, there is a structure to the title of each film in the trilogies;


Part I: "Something nebulous and a bit ambiguous [is happening]" - The Phantom Menace, A New Hope, The Force Awakens

Part II: More overtly descriptive, involving a subject and verb; someone-or-something-does-something - Attack of the Clones, The Empire Strikes Back.

Part III: "Verb-of-the-Object" - Revenge of the Sith, Return of the Jedi.


The next one should be something like The First Order Invades or The Resistance Continues to Resist.

 

[comsol]

After the destruction of Hosnian Prime,

Episode VIII: The Republic Strikes Back

 

[YellowSubmarine]

Speaking of serious suggestions:
“From Order to Darkness”
“The Order Rises”
“The Rebellion Holds Back”
“Cracks in the Order”
“Three Ewoks Have Jar-Jar for Dinner”

 

[Nerys Myk]

STAR WARS EPISODE VIII: Order Up!

 

[USS Triumphant]

"Star Wars: First Contact"