The Title of Episode VIII (spoilers, duh)

[{ Emilia }]

Star Wars: Resist THIS.

Including the next superweapon.

 

[ancient]

Star Wars 7: The Force Awakens

Star Wars 8: The Force Gets Out Of Bed

Star Wars 9: The Force Puts on Slippers

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Star Wars: The Bempire Brikes Back

Star Wars: The Gungan Jedi

 

[Pondwater]

Return of the Empire

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Star Wars: Weesa Brisky Morning Munchy!

 

[Gryffindorian]

Star Wars Uprising
Star Wars Insurrection
Star Wars Revolution

Star Wars Ascent of the First Order
Star Wars Domination
Star Wars Resistance is Futile

 

[Greylock Crescent]

Star Wars Eight The Force

*burp*

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Star Wars: The First Order - of a Large Pizza with Extra Mushrooms

 

[YellowSubmarine]

Star Wars: Knights of the Order
Star Wars: Last Glimmer in the Dark
Star Wars: The Dark Knight, the Fugitive and the Apprentice
Star Wars: Too Many Cooks

 

[Mr Soak]

Following the combative previous mid-trilogy titles, I'm expecting VIII to follow suit, possibly with the word INVASION somewhere in the title. And following the comeback- style titles of III and VI, something similar for IX; either that or something referring to the Knights of Ren.

Then again, new people are in charge, so they may throw the naming patterns out the window.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Episode VIII: Behind The BB8 Ball

Episode VIII: Cool-Hand Luke

Episode VIII: It's Leia Than You Think

Or, less seriously:

Episode VIII: The Darkness Grows

 

[YellowSubmarine]

Episode VIII: Cool-Hand Luke

If you moved the dash, it could... Um... Why don't we just go with “The Hand-held Jedi”?

 

[Venardhi]

Star Wars Episode VIII: A Storm of Vengeance

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Reign of Ruin

Star Wars Episode VIII: Onslaught of Shadow

Star Wars Episode VIII: Bad Stuff Happens

 

[TheGodBen]

Episode VIII
THE NEW HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Following the death of his friend Han Solo, a depressed Chewbacca has chosen to forgo this year's Life Day celebration. He intends to drink away the holiday in a sleezy cantina.

A concerned Rey has chosen to abandon her Jedi training in order to find Lumpy, Chewbacca's long-lost son, in the hope that he can restore hope and optimism in his father.

Meanwhile, there are reports of spontaneous outbreaks of musical numbers throughout the galaxy...
​

 

[USS Triumphant]

Episode VIII
THE NEW HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Following the death of his friend Han Solo, a depressed Chewbacca has chosen to forgo this year's Life Day celebration. He intends to drink away the holiday in a sleezy cantina.

A concerned Rey has chosen to abandon her Jedi training in order to find Lumpy, Chewbacca's long-lost son, in the hope that he can restore hope and optimism in his father.

Meanwhile, there are reports of spontaneous outbreaks of musical numbers throughout the galaxy...
​

USS Triumphant reads this, sees the "Ben" in your name, ignites lightsaber and strikes you down as the evil Sith that you clearly are!

 

[Joel_Kirk]

Star Wars Into Darkness...

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Star Wars: The H8ful bb8

 

[TheGodBen]

USS Triumphant reads this, sees the "Ben" in your name, ignites lightsaber and strikes you down as the evil Sith that you clearly are!

See, this is why my relationship Star Wars is so hesitant. My namesakes in the franchise are an old man who dies before the end of the first movie, and the prick who killed Han Solo.

That's why I prefer Star Trek. My namesake in that franchise is badass space-Jesus.

 

[USS Triumphant]

LOL

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Star Wars: Episode VIII - Assault of the White Slavers
Star Wars: Episode IX - Vengeance of Lucas' Neckbeard
Star Wars: Origins - C-3PO's Red Arm