An open letter to Alex Kurtzman

[martok2112]

A faceless drone of a son of a suit. By Grapthar's hammer, oh forget it.

You're a great teleplayer but leave the heavy hitting to the pitchers in this case by having an open submissions policy unless you're a greedy giant space chicken.

Space Adventure Peter Griffin might have something to say about that.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Hey brown eyes,

Gimme some sweet, sweet Star Trek.

Don't you go changin'

XXX

OOO

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

That was beautiful.

Ha! Yes, the NeoGAF pic. Perfect choice, all things considered. Thank you.

And yeah, plenty of other great posts in this thread. What a time to be alive.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Smugness running really high in this thread.

The idea that the audience of a TV program shouldn't express opinions about the content of a TV program is just plain silly.

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

I'm more of a self-deprecation kind of guy, myself.

 

[BigJake]

Smugness running really high in this thread.

Objection! I'm only ever smug about being exceedingly handsome, a great cook and a wonderful lover.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

That Trek nerd straw man over there is already long dead. It's okay to stop shooting.

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

I've no interest in straw men and dead men. I think we're just having fun here.

 

[BigJake]

Drain the phasers, says I. His soul is still dancing.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Smugness running really high in this thread.

He who lives in glass house should not sunbathe nude.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Dear Alex,

Become a member of this board.

We can help you with things like phaser settings, warp speeds, and most importantly the number of decks on the Enterprise. It's not too late to get those things right for the show, especially the last one.

Hoping to stay your biggest fan,
CC

 

[Mudd]

We can help you with things like phaser settings, warp speeds, and most importantly the number of decks on the Enterprise. It's not too late to get those things right for the show, especially the last one.

It must be kinda hard, because Captain Kirk couldn't fucking do it.

That Trek nerd straw man over there is already long dead. It's okay to stop shooting.

They're not an endangered species. When herds of them stop galloping wild across the Internet we'll lay down our arms.