Fix an episode-------------------Miri….can’t do it.
Alternative Factor---------------I got nothing
Lights of Zetar------------------rather eat spinach
I, Mudd---------------------------I’ll get back to you in a hundred years, onlie I won’t
Plato’s Stepchildren------------heal Parmen and leave with Alexander---quarantine the planet--the end.
Mark of Gideon-----------------It was a stupid dream, that is all.
And the Children Shall Lead----I am 55 years old and doubt I will live long enough to finish such a project
Spock’s Brain-------------------Possible, but would it be worth it?
Omega Glory-------------------add in that long cut portion with Kirk and Tracey from the first act Sir Rhosis posted a while back and cut Kirk’s cringe-worthy jingoistic speech and it actually ain’t bad.
Mudd’s Women----------------I can only think of one thing and it involves Uhura, Chapel, Rand and the 3 women……..wait it was 1966, so no, never mind…..
Seriously though, there are a number of mediocre episodes (IMO) that probably could be made better but I find them so bland that I really can’t work enough interest to think about it…………
Court-Martial---it is what it is.
Operation: Anillate---heck I’m too ambivalent to check the spelling.
Catspaw-----can it be made scary? I wish it was.
Wolf in the Fold----love the first half can’t think of how to make the ending better
Apple---------------pointless to me and a waste of time. Computers are bad--is that it?
Deadly Years------gimmick
Return to Tomorrow---Nimoy gets to emote--glad for him.
Patterns of----------Is there some kind of law in Hollywood?
Let That be………polemic
Whom Gods Destroy---been there done that.
Really! right down to torture machine & how do you get a bad performance from Steve Ihnat? ---ask the director--- who apparently said to him, “just follow Shatner’s lead on how a crazy person acts!”--either that or “randomly shout your lines“, “REMOVE THIS ANIMAAAAAL!!!” Bravo!-Bravo! For your consideration….
But really you have a code to let
the ship know to beam you up right? How about a code that lets you know UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE BEAM ANYONE UP
So Garth berates, bullies, intimidates Kirk and Spock for a while and then Kirk “breaks” and gives up the code. Garth repeats the code to Scotty who then knows Kirk is captured/under duress and stalls Garth--”the transporter is malfunctioning again, captain.”
Then Scotty can get to work on trying to come up with a rescue plan. They already had such codes as in Bread and Circuses and Day of the Dove--and they worked.
And Spock can’t tell Kirk from Garth? Jebus--just have Kirk START the scene by saying the obvious, “Stun us both, Garth will revert!”
But that would have the result of us missing the awesome Shatner vs. his body double make out session--I mean fight.
HO F--ING HUM--I saw that shite in Enemy Within--I WANNA LIVE!!---perhaps, but the audience wants to die.
And speaking of Ho-hum…Immunity Syndrome….I don’t know if it’s just me but I’d rather be hit on the head with a Styrofoam stalagtite in the shape of a phallus.
This weeks special guest star….
NO ONE AT ALL
And featuring…
JAY JONES as CREWMAN WHO FEELS FAINT BUT WILL BE OKAY in an uncredited role
Can you say “money-saving bottle show“ ?-------I knew that you could
“you botched the acetylcholine test!”---shut the f up, Bones
And Spock falling out the shuttle cockpit seat….just watch that and not be a little sick.
Worst crewperson ship shake/fall EVER! Uhura’s 450 degree twirl/pirouette with arms at full extension above her head has been dethroned.
For god’s sake Nimoy, have a little pride and ask the director for a second take--there is no way you could have done worse even if you tried.
Sleepy and ranting. Time to quit.
Alternative Factor---------------I got nothing
Lights of Zetar------------------rather eat spinach
I, Mudd---------------------------I’ll get back to you in a hundred years, onlie I won’t
Plato’s Stepchildren------------heal Parmen and leave with Alexander---quarantine the planet--the end.
Mark of Gideon-----------------It was a stupid dream, that is all.
And the Children Shall Lead----I am 55 years old and doubt I will live long enough to finish such a project
Spock’s Brain-------------------Possible, but would it be worth it?
Omega Glory-------------------add in that long cut portion with Kirk and Tracey from the first act Sir Rhosis posted a while back and cut Kirk’s cringe-worthy jingoistic speech and it actually ain’t bad.
Mudd’s Women----------------I can only think of one thing and it involves Uhura, Chapel, Rand and the 3 women……..wait it was 1966, so no, never mind…..
Seriously though, there are a number of mediocre episodes (IMO) that probably could be made better but I find them so bland that I really can’t work enough interest to think about it…………
Court-Martial---it is what it is.
Operation: Anillate---heck I’m too ambivalent to check the spelling.
Catspaw-----can it be made scary? I wish it was.
Wolf in the Fold----love the first half can’t think of how to make the ending better
Apple---------------pointless to me and a waste of time. Computers are bad--is that it?
Deadly Years------gimmick
Return to Tomorrow---Nimoy gets to emote--glad for him.
Patterns of----------Is there some kind of law in Hollywood?
Let That be………polemic
Whom Gods Destroy---been there done that.
Really! right down to torture machine & how do you get a bad performance from Steve Ihnat? ---ask the director--- who apparently said to him, “just follow Shatner’s lead on how a crazy person acts!”--either that or “randomly shout your lines“, “REMOVE THIS ANIMAAAAAL!!!” Bravo!-Bravo! For your consideration….
But really you have a code to let
the ship know to beam you up right? How about a code that lets you know UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE BEAM ANYONE UP
So Garth berates, bullies, intimidates Kirk and Spock for a while and then Kirk “breaks” and gives up the code. Garth repeats the code to Scotty who then knows Kirk is captured/under duress and stalls Garth--”the transporter is malfunctioning again, captain.”
Then Scotty can get to work on trying to come up with a rescue plan. They already had such codes as in Bread and Circuses and Day of the Dove--and they worked.
And Spock can’t tell Kirk from Garth? Jebus--just have Kirk START the scene by saying the obvious, “Stun us both, Garth will revert!”
But that would have the result of us missing the awesome Shatner vs. his body double make out session--I mean fight.
HO F--ING HUM--I saw that shite in Enemy Within--I WANNA LIVE!!---perhaps, but the audience wants to die.
And speaking of Ho-hum…Immunity Syndrome….I don’t know if it’s just me but I’d rather be hit on the head with a Styrofoam stalagtite in the shape of a phallus.
This weeks special guest star….
NO ONE AT ALL
And featuring…
JAY JONES as CREWMAN WHO FEELS FAINT BUT WILL BE OKAY in an uncredited role
Can you say “money-saving bottle show“ ?-------I knew that you could
“you botched the acetylcholine test!”---shut the f up, Bones
And Spock falling out the shuttle cockpit seat….just watch that and not be a little sick.
Worst crewperson ship shake/fall EVER! Uhura’s 450 degree twirl/pirouette with arms at full extension above her head has been dethroned.
For god’s sake Nimoy, have a little pride and ask the director for a second take--there is no way you could have done worse even if you tried.
Sleepy and ranting. Time to quit.
