Voyager Caption Contest 125: The Trouble with Tom

[Captain Crow]

Neelix, singing offscreen: I am your singing telegram!

[gunshot]

[body hitting floor]

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Proton: So what's going to happen to Chaotica?

Arachnia: He's screwed!

Buster Kincaid: He's dead.

Satan's Robot (thinking): Did I leave the iron on?

 

[Finn]

Wang: I don't think letting Rob play Chaotica was a good idea. He fell asleep before taping started

Mulgrew. Shut up, Gary. You aren't paid enough to think

 

[Catarina]

wow, three of us mocked Beltran on the same image. great minds think alike

 

[Nebusj]

``Still,'' thought Tom Paris, ``this was a way less awkward family Christmas than two years ago.''

 

[Captain Kathryn]

wow, three of us mocked Beltran on the same image. great minds think alike

It's always a good time!

 

[Vulcan Logician]

Paris: The only problem with watching this movie in 3D is when Ron Jeremy suddenly turns toward the camera like that.

 

[Catarina]

Paris: The only problem with watching this movie in 3D is when Ron Jeremy suddenly turns toward the camera like that.

*shudder*

 

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: Wow, this is great. It's like those torpedoes are coming right at us!

TUVOK ( over comm) Torpedo strike on Deck 6, all hands brace for impact.

 

[Rat Boy]

Paris: "Good God, that's horrifying!"

Torres: "Hey, you were the one who wanted to watch this pregnancy documentary in 3D, buddy!"

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Hello, Voyager compadres!!!

I have been such a busy bee lately and have been neglecting the contests, so I have asked Caterina to take over for me. Cheers and claps for her! Wish her well!

WOOO HOOO!

 

[kirkfan]

Tom: I hate leola-root coffee!

Tom: This new face mask had better work, it already cost me a promotion!

Kim: Die, you cheating bastard!
Janeway: That's the last time I let a redshirt talk me into a poker game!

 

[Catarina]

Kirkfan, and he's a dummy for drinking it too.:-)

 

[kirkfan]

Kirkfan, and he's a dummy for drinking it too.:-)

That's true!

 

[2takesfrakes]

Sounds like things are going very well for Captain Kathryn, which is good! So ... the torch has been passed, then. Alright, Catarina ... when - OK? - WHEN are we going to see the next Caption Contest in all of its sort of "glory," if you like?

 

[kirkfan]

Does this mean that this one's over?

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Does this mean that this one's over?

Usually the rule of thumb is you may submit until the new contest is posted!

Sounds like things are going very well for Captain Kathryn, which is good! So ... the torch has been passed, then. Alright, Catarina ... when - OK? - WHEN are we going to see the next Caption Contest in all of its sort of "glory," if you like?

TRUTH! Things are going amazing for me! New job (well, 3 months in) and I moved recently! Also have a new relationship going on. But mostly it's been the move and job taking my time. I am sure Caterina will do a good job! More fun for me now that I can submit.

 

[Catarina]

Hey, just because I can't submit doesn't mean I can't amuse myself thinking lines as I seek out images. It's all good :-)

Anyway, I'm on it guys. I'm just browsing last years so I don't repeat a theme as CK and I kinda think alike. Posting tomorrow.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Hey, just because I can't submit doesn't mean I can't amuse myself thinking lines as I seek out images. It's all good :-)

Anyway, I'm on it guys. I'm just browsing last years so I don't repeat a theme as CK and I kinda think alike. Posting tomorrow.

I was just kidding, you can submit!! I have submitted to my own contests before, just didn't pick myself as a winner hehe. And picking out the photos IS fun!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

People are talking about "submitting" way too much here, I think.

Next episode of 50 Shades of Voyager...

(hey, do I get any points if I choose the next caption contest TITLE? )