I'm pretty sure that I paid for half of that.
Yes you did.
I'm pretty sure that I paid for half of that.
Groceries! I get them delivered. I hate the grocery store.
I just can’t stand all of the cart bumping and excuse me’s. It’s a whole other level of awkward forced interaction that I’m never ready for. Waiting for someone to pick a particular brand of beans while pretending I’m looking at the corn directly next to them when I really just need a freaking can of beans.I hate the long lines at checkouts, and people with a bag of coins who pay for groceries with said coins.
I just can’t stand all of the cart bumping and excuse me’s. It’s a whole other level of awkward forced interaction that I’m never ready for. Waiting for someone to pick a particular brand of beans while pretending I’m looking at the corn directly next to them when I really just need a freaking can of beans.![]()
I do the excuse me's sometimes. Usually if I forget something. It's not something I try to do though.I just can’t stand all of the cart bumping and excuse me’s. It’s a whole other level of awkward forced interaction that I’m never ready for. Waiting for someone to pick a particular brand of beans while pretending I’m looking at the corn directly next to them when I really just need a freaking can of beans.![]()
Oh, no I don’t mind when other peoplw do it. I feel like I’m always in the way while I’m there. The aisles are never wide enough and it’s just difficult to get around. Can’t I just sit in the cart while Lt Malloy hugs the donkey?!I do the excuse me's sometimes. Usually if I forget something. It's not something I try to do though.
Oh I see. Yea I can kind of relate when others do it. The aisles just aren't wide enough, for sure.Oh, no I don’t mind when other peoplw do it. I feel like I’m always in the way while I’m there. The aisles are never wide enough and it’s just difficult to get around. Can’t I just sit in the cart while Lt Malloy hugs the donkey?!
I hate the grocery store.
Can’t I just sit in the cart while Lt Malloy hugs the donkey?!
I hate the grocery store.
To each his own! I don’t have a job, so you’re much more glamorous than II love the grocery store. Without it, I'd be stuck at home alone all day eating onion dip straight from the container and watching daytime TV and cheating at solitaire and getting all tanked up on gin & tonics and...
*awkward pause*
What?
seriously, it's a living. May not be the most glamorous job in the world but I wouldn't trade it for any other job. As Aaron Tippin once put it...it's got me my Working Man's PH.D.!
I'd be stuck at home alone all day eating onion dip straight from the container and watching daytime TV
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