Your Favorite One-Liner From Any TOS Character

[FormerLurker]

Kirk: Everyone's human, Spock. Including you.
Spock: I find that statement...insulting.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Spock: "I would advise youse to keep dialin, Oxmyx!"

 

[Marsden]

Kirk, to McCoy (about Spock): "I thought you said you'd like him better if he mellowed a little bit."

That whole little exchange between the two was great.


And don't forget,

SPOCK: I don't think so, sir.

just before it.

 

[Green Shirt]

Kirk: "Is there anyone on this ship who even remotely looks like Satan?"

 

[Mr_Homn]

"Let's get the hell out of here..."

 

[Vger23]

"Curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want."

"I like them...BETTER then I like you."

 

[RyanKCR]

"Your logic was impeccable, Captain. We are in grave danger."

 

[FormerLurker]

Spock: I love you. But I hate you.
Alice #?: But Alice #? and I are identical in every way.
Spock: Yes. And that is why I hate you.

 

[Noname Given]

From: "The Squire of Gothos"

SPOCK: "My father is from the planet Vulcan."

TRELANE: "And are its natives predatory?"

SPOCK: "Not generally. But there have been exceptions."
^^^

 

[Green Shirt]

SPOCK: "Not generally. But there have been exceptions."
^^^

Spock, at his subtle threat best.

 

[johnnybear]

Captain, sensors are detecting a Klingon ship closing fast...
JB

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

One of my favorites is from "A Taste Of Armageddon":

Spock: "I do not approve, I understand."

I feel it's really important, since it's something that people tend to overlook a lot in conversations.

Quite true!

I thought this one was good, with Spock subtly mocking Khan's rhetorical style:

Khan: "Tyranny, sir? Or an attempt to unify humanity?"
Spock: "Unify, sir? Like a team of animals under one whip?"

 

[noroadcordova]

[FONT=Arial] If I let go of a hammer on a planet that has a positive gravity, I need not see it fall to know that it has in fact fallen. [/FONT]