Yo mamma insults between Starfleet offices

[TheGoodStuff]

Yo mamma so fat she has started using the Doomsday Device as a slimming aid.

Yo mamma so ugly the Borg Queen gives her beauty tips.

 

[Alrik]

Yo mamma so fat, she had to wade waist deep into Armus just so she could pull her jeans up.

 

[Finn]

Yo mamma so big she's currently terraformed by Kurt Mandl.

Yo mamma so old that Mintaka III reminds her of her childhood on Vulcan.

Yo mamma so ulgy that the Talosians can't help her.

Yo mamma so mean she's both a Tal Shiar infiltrator and a Section 31 operative.

Yo mamma so insane she's been splitted into Janeway and Nechayev by the transporter.

 

[Captain Rob]

Yo mamma so fat that V'Ger was actually her one-person scout ship. You don't even want to know what the cloud was made of.

 

[vulcan redshirt]

Yo mamma so fat she burned out the transport pattern buffer
Yo mamma so ugly she made a Medusan go mad
Yo mamma such an alcoholic that not even Klingons can keep up
Yo mamma so short that even Ferengi laugh at her

 

[Captain Rob]

Your mamma so stupid that the Pakleds say "She's ....not ....very....smart."

 

[Jetboogieman]

Yo mamas so fat she can whale song with George and Gracie

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Your momma's so fat that you have to take a wormhole and a transwarp conduit to the Delta Quadrant just to get on her good side.

 

[Captain Rob]

Yo mamma so fat she has her own asteroid belt. And you don't even want to know where the Romulans have a secret base.

 

[Armored Saint]

Yo Mama so fat that her presence aboard a starship makes it travelling to anti-warp drive.

 

[vulcan redshirt]

Yo momma so fat the Romulans use her as a warp core.

 

[Joel_Kirk]

There are some hilarious here.

Let me post two I heard in the U.S.S. Kongo (Abramsverse):

"Your momma is so stupid, she makes the Pakleds look logical."

"Your U.S.S. Enterprise - no freakin' A, B, C, D, E or F through Z - serving momma is so stupid, when she heard that Captain Pike said 'Punch it!'...she whispered 'May the Force be with Us.'"

 

[Captain Rob]

Yo mamma so stupid that she thought Star Trek 2009 meant that it took place in 2009.