Yo mamma insults between Starfleet offices

[The Wormhole]

Yo momma so fat starships slingshot around her to go back in time.

Yo momma so old, she hang out with the real Abraham Lincoln, Colonel Green, Surak and Kahless, not Excalbian copies.

Yo momma so stupid she thought Dixon Hill was a place.

Yo momma so old she took Admiral Jameson's reverse aging drug just to become elderly.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Yo mamma so dumb, the Borg found her and then left your entire planet alone.

Yo mamma so awkward, Data called her on a social faux-pa.

Yo mamma so fat, a shapeshifter pulled a muscle trying to take her form.

Yo mamma so old, she saw the Simpsons' 10,000th episode when it first aired.

 

[Dane_Whitman]

Yo momma so fat, Q needs to snap his fingers twice to move her

 

[Finn]

Yo momma so dumb she the Borg Collective was a collection of droids Data had

 

[Enterprise1701]

Yo momma so ugly the Cardassians refused to conquer her resource-rich homeworld because they couldn't stand to look at her.

 

[Finn]

Yo Momma so primitive Vulcans refused to show her how to make a wheel because they felt she wasn't ready to become part of the wheeling community

 

[Captain Rob]

Yo Mamma so fat the Dyson Sphere was actually her house. But they made the door too small. So they abandoned it.

 

[The Wormhole]

Yo momma so old she hung out with the Preservers.

Yo momma so fat that when the Doomsday Machine attacked her, it could only consume ten percent of her total mass before being overloaded.

Yo momma's eating habits are so disgusting, even Klingons can't stand being at the same table as her during meals.

 

[Finn]

Yo mamma so fat the Voyager crew thought she was the pitcher plant monster.

 

[Armored Saint]

Yo mamma so annoying that Picard prefers to share a mudbath with Q and Lwaxana than meeting her again.

 

[Nightdiamond]

Picard: " Oh yes..let's see...Your MUTHAH....is so singularly obtuse, that she doesn't fit in the turbo lift..the turbo lift fits inside her!! ........Ok then, carry on".

Troi: "MY mother is so annoying, when I was born, the doctor slapped HER......and I didn't care!!"


Ensign Kim: "Your mother is so dumb, she couldn't even write an episode of Voyager that got a measly .5 share and after 10 years off the air still hasn't lived up to the hype it was made out to be and......"

 

[Mojochi]

Yo momma so stanky the ship's environmental controls went offline

Yo momma so fat, before Kirk got back with George and Gracie, everybody was trying to get her to speak humpback song to the aliens

Yo momma so skanky when she gives Ferengis Oomax she get her ass cheeks greasy

Yo momma so dumb she think a hologram is an underweight bag of weed

Yo momma so old she gave Q directions on how to take Picard back to the origins of life on Earth

Yo momma so ugly, when the Nanites said "Ugly bags of mostly water" her combadge activated

Yo momma breath so funky everybody chipped in and got her a spearmint scented Benzite respirator

 

[BK613]

Your momma is so fat that scientists often confuse her for a supermassive black ho'.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Yo mamma so dumb she still believes in relativity and conservation of mass.

Yo mamma so fat, McCoy refused to treat her because he's a doctor, not a geologist.

 

[Armored Saint]

Picard: " Oh yes..let's see...Your MUTHAH....is so singularly obtuse, that she doesn't fit in the turbo lift..the turbo lift fits inside her!! ........Ok then, carry on".

Troi: "MY mother is so annoying, when I was born, the doctor slapped HER......and I didn't care!!"


Ensign Kim: "Your mother is so dumb, she couldn't even write an episode of Voyager that got a measly .5 share and after 10 years off the air still hasn't lived up to the hype it was made out to be and......"

Captain Jellico to Riker: Your mom's dead!

 

[Nightdiamond]

^^
"Ooooooooohhhwwww" goes the gathering of starfleet officers... lol

 

[The Wormhole]

Yo momma so stupid when Gul Madred asked her how many lights she saw she asked "where?"

Yo momma so talkative even Morn has to tell her to shut up.

 

[Armored Saint]

Picard:
- Yo mamma...HAHAHAH the Nausicaan stabbed me in the heart!

 

[Captain Rob]

Yo mamma so stupid. They tried to impress her ingrams on a multitronic unit. And all they could get it to do was play Pong....Slowly.

 

[Armored Saint]

Yo mamma so big she's currently terraformed by Kurt Mandl.

Yo mamma so old that Mintaka III reminds her of her childhood on Vulcan.

Yo mamma so ulgy that the Talosians can't help her.

Yo mamma so mean she's both a Tal Shiar infiltrator and a Section 31 operative.

Yo mamma so insane she's been splitted into Janeway and Nechayev by the transporter.