Yo mamma insults between Starfleet offices

[Alrik]

^
Agreed

Your mother's cognitive abilities appear to be in question. Perhaps you should have her tested for bendii syndrome.

Kind of loses it's flavor.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Your mother doesn't appear to meet the current aesthetics for attractiveness in her species.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Your mother is not logical.

And how would Tellarites do this? They insult people all the time, so their Yo-momma would be a compliment, I think.

 

[Alrik]

Maybe

Your mother's figure is stunning!

Your mother just said the funniest thing.

Your mother sure does look great being a woman of that age.

???

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Actually, they'd probably just get stuck:

"Yo momma is....ah, damn, I got nothin'."

 

[Nerys Myk]

They'd laugh at the amateurs.

 

[Alrik]

Good chance.

They didn't always come off as the sharpest tools in the shed.

 

[Vandervecken]

Yo momma so ugly the Horta proposed to her.
Yo momma so dumb Pakleds were her teachers.

Yo momma so slimy Armus couldn't get a grip on her.
Yo momma so fat DS9 plugged the wormhole with her.
Yo momma's nose runs so much snot they invited her to join the Great Link.
Yo momma's so mean your Mirror momma is the nice one.
Yo momma so ugly the Vidians put her in the "used" bin.

 

[Armored Saint]

Yo Mamma so without honor she slept with your Dad.

Yo Mamma so dirty she's the reason why people think your species has four sex.

 

[Armored Saint]

Yo Mamma so dumd the Federation doesn't meet its own advancement criteria for first contact.

 

[Finn]

^those don't make any sense

 

[The Wormhole]

^those don't make any sense

I don't know, that last one he posted can be turned into:

Yo momma so primitive, the Prime Directive forbids me from talking to her.

 

[Alrik]

Good read. Maybe the UT was offline. That, or someone was posting after Happy Hour.

 

[sojourner]

Yo mama so ugly she makes Medusan's go insane.

Yo mama so fat she inspired Freeman Dyson.

 

[Captain Rob]

Yo mamma so fat that she caused the Andromeda Galaxy to accelerate towards the Milky Way. The Kelvans don't need to go home. Home is coming here.

Yo mamma so stanky that the Klingons demand she take......a bath. After they researched what a bath was.

 

[Enterprise1701]

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Vulcans and Romulans were humans with ear infections!

 

[Finn]

Yo mamma so fat the Klingons went after her when Praxis blew up.

Yo mamma so fat Tom Paris was able to point Voyager toward Earth by looking out the window.

Yo mamma so annoying Tuvok begged to see Neelix again.

 

[Captain Rob]

Yo Mamma so dumb she thought Romulans were from Italy...and Catholic.

Yo Mamma so loud she caused scientists on a planet far, far away to suspect there's life elsewhere in the galaxy.

 

[Enterprise1701]

Yo momma so old she was Iconians' babysitter!

 

[Finn]

You Momma so dumb she wore red on purpose