Would you make love to a Klingon?

[Danoz]

My roommate would... he's all over it... then again his minimum criterium is "having legs" . I'm not sure I'd want that kind of violence... if a klingon woman started biting me and hitting my face, I'd probably hit her back-- but I wouldn't be sexually excited about it.

 

[SPOCKED]

Moving to General Trek Discussion.

 

[K'riq Sa]

What makes you think I'm not already?









targly,

K'riq Sa
Minister of the Church of Halo Violence

 

[Michael]

Certainly not the way Worf and Jadzia were doing it! But with a soft Klingon girl -- why not?

 

[StolenThunder]

SPOCKED said:
Moving to General Trek Discussion.

Thanks man.

 

[Phantassm]

Belar said:
Certainly not the way Worf and Jadzia were doing it! But with a soft Klingon girl -- why not?

...Agreed!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Belar said: But with a soft Klingon girl -- why not?

Isn't that a contradiction?

I wouldn't do a Klingon, no way. She'd probably kill me.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

 

[Australis]

The one that was (probably literally) hitting on Harry? Oh yeah!

(But then, I think I'm just horny )

 

[Alidar Jarok]

StolenThunder said:

SPOCKED said:
Moving to General Trek Discussion.

Thanks man.

What? This thread is something that needs to be talked about. How else would I know whether or not to sleep with a Klingon in the almost certain event that I run into one?

 

[MarianLH]

Wusses.


Marian

 

[AstroSmurf]

Okay I would. I have always had a thing for Worf. Besides bone crushing, back biting, violent sex is always nice... and not for the faint of heart. But that bitch better find his way out when I am finished though. I don't want to have to wake up to targ breath the next morning. What kind of mouthwash do you buy to kill that kind of stink?

 

[DanTheGrey]

Well, suppose I wouldn't have to worry about any sort of dominant tendancies with a Klingon woman, provided she didn't snap me in half like a twig

 

[GreenBlood]

Would I...?

Yes, But only after we were married.
(...and after I made out my will...)

 

[sbk1234]

Sure! Just like most of my sexual encounters durring college. First, I drug the girl so she's completely unconscious...

 

[Starfury]

If Neelix can stand it, i can too

 

[M'Sharak]

MarianLH said:
Wusses.


Marian

It would depend on the Klingon, of course.

 

[Pegaritaville]

There's a few 23rd century Klingons that I'd consider hooking up with, but as far as the 24th century versions go, Martok's the only one I'd be interested in. And I'd expect him to bring me raktajino in the morning.

 

[Colonel Green]

Only on days ending in y.

 

[Jack Bauer]

I'm not interested in pain so no.