Would you make love to a Klingon?

[T'Bonz]

Yuck, Klingons.

 

[Michael]

Babaganoosh said:

Belar said: But with a soft Klingon girl -- why not?

Isn't that a contradiction?

I wouldn't do a Klingon, no way. She'd probably kill me.

I doubt that all Klingons are the same. Just look at the diversity of sexual tastes in our society. B'Elanna for example didn't strike me as the ordinary Klingon woman. So why couldn't there be a Klingon woman who doesn't want to get hurt during sex?

 

[Alidar Jarok]

TBonz said:
Yuck, Klingons.

Thankfully, someone with some sense

 

[WillsBabe]

Well, those ridges seem intriguing.

 

[Michael]

Love your avatar, WillsBabe!

 

[syc]

Oh yes of course... The Duras Sisters ... Both at the same time... I could think of using those pain-sticks another way... but thats more PG-13 centered talk.

 

[Amaris]

Yes. Very much so.


J.

 

[3D Master]

Danoz said:

My roommate would... he's all over it... then again his minimum criterium is "having legs" . I'm not sure I'd want that kind of violence... if a klingon woman started biting me and hitting my face, I'd probably hit her back-- but I wouldn't be sexually excited about it.

You better not hit back, because it DOES get HER even HOTTER!

And yes, I'd do it!

Belar said:
I doubt that all Klingons are the same. Just look at the diversity of sexual tastes in our society. B'Elanna for example didn't strike me as the ordinary Klingon woman. So why couldn't there be a Klingon woman who doesn't want to get hurt during sex?

Well, the real question would be, whether or not she's an ordinary HALF-Klingon. Half of her is human if you remember.

 

[Captain Gandalf]

Well, judging by how much Neelix enjoyed it.. but you better have a big enough wallet to replace the furniture... making love to a Klingon can prove to be quite expensive.

 

[flandry84]

if you subscribe to the stereotype,the chances of a trekkie making love to anything are pretty remote

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Stop being weird, thread.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Obey me, thread.

 

[RevdKathy]

*Bites thread on the hand, growls and bears boobies at it*

 

[Amaris]

The boobies did it! I can now post in this thread again, and I can see all of the previous posts!

[hugs RevdKathy]

J.

 

[AstroSmurf]

^ It wasn't Spiff yelling at it? Maybe he should have shown it his boobies or something.

But kids a soft Klingon really isn't a Klingon. If you are going to do something you need to do it right... or bite it or whatever. Soft should not be part of the equation.

 

[M'Sharak]

J. Allen said:
The boobies did it!

Is that like divine intervention?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Depends on whether or not it was covered in my medical insurance policy, or death insurance... whichever gets used first.

 

[RevdKathy]

Are you sure you want to hug me, J - and could you just wait while I cover up my boobies?

Glad the thread is feeling better. Nothing like a good bite from a lusty mod to restore well-being. Spiff should really know that you get more compliance from threads by propositioning them than shouting. Come to think of it, that works with mods, too.

 

[Amaris]

RevdKathy said:
Are you sure you want to hug me, J - and could you just wait while I cover up my boobies?

Yes, and I'd say it's a little too late for the second one.


J.

 

[WillsBabe]

Belar said:
Love your avatar, WillsBabe!

Thank you! It's all my own work.