"Workforce" Line-by-Line

[JanewayRulz!]

UMALI: Efficient?

 

[Admiral Shran]

PARIS: Exactly.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

UMALI: Then why should I hire you?

 

[Thomas Eugene]

PARIS: Well, there's my natural charm and personality. They'd be a real asset around a place like this where you're trying to attract patrons. I mean, look at you. You haven't been able to tear yourself away from me.

 

[mattman8907]

UMALI: There's no one else here.

 

[Thomas Eugene]

PARIS: Please. I really need the work.

 

[Athena28]

UMALI: You'd better clean those tables over there. This place is going to be filled with hungry workers as soon as the next shift ends.

 

[Thomas Eugene]

PARIS: You won't regret this.

 

[Athena28]

UMALI: Oh, I'm certain I will.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

(Later, when the bar is full of workers.)

JAFFEN: All of them about my father and he couldn't understand why I wasn't insulted. Finally I just had to tell him. I'm Norvalen, I don't have a father!

(A dark man in a green leather outfit slaps the bar and laughs hysterically.)

JAFFEN: It wasn't that funny, Tuvok.

 

[Thomas Eugene]

TUVOK: On the contrary. The man was ignorant of how your species procreates. His attempt to disparage you ultimately humiliated him. Irony is often a source of humour.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JAFFEN: Yes, well, when you explain it like that, it's not funny at all.

 

[Thomas Eugene]

TUVOK: I also have some humorous anecdotes to share.

 

[mattman8907]

AFFEN: I'll look forward to hearing them.
(Janeway enters and goes to a spare table.)

 

[JanewayRulz!]

(Finishing)
JAFFEN: I thought you didn't have time to socialize?

JANEWAY: I'm not socializing. I'm reviewing these manuals and having something to eat.

 

[Athena28]

JAFFEN: Well, I recommend the Latara broth and the section on thermal coefficients. I'll join you.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JANEWAY: Really, I'm very, very busy.

 

[Thomas Eugene]

JAFFEN: Oh, not to socialise. To, er, help you review the manuals.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

(Paris brings two blue cocktails to a couple at another table.)

PARIS: Here you are. Compliments of the proprietress.

 

[mattman8907]

UMALI: Tom?