"Workforce" Line-by-Line

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Admiral Shran, May 25, 2016.

  1. JanewayRulz!

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    UMALI: Efficient?
     
  2. Admiral Shran

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    PARIS: Exactly.
     
  3. JanewayRulz!

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    UMALI: Then why should I hire you?
     
  4. Thomas Eugene

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    PARIS: Well, there's my natural charm and personality. They'd be a real asset around a place like this where you're trying to attract patrons. I mean, look at you. You haven't been able to tear yourself away from me.
     
  5. mattman8907

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    UMALI: There's no one else here.
     
  6. Thomas Eugene

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    PARIS: Please. I really need the work.
     
  7. Athena28

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    UMALI: You'd better clean those tables over there. This place is going to be filled with hungry workers as soon as the next shift ends.
     
  8. Thomas Eugene

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    PARIS: You won't regret this.
     
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    UMALI: Oh, I'm certain I will.
     
  10. JanewayRulz!

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    (Later, when the bar is full of workers.)

    JAFFEN: All of them about my father and he couldn't understand why I wasn't insulted. Finally I just had to tell him. I'm Norvalen, I don't have a father!

    (A dark man in a green leather outfit slaps the bar and laughs hysterically.)

    JAFFEN: It wasn't that funny, Tuvok.
     
  11. Thomas Eugene

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    TUVOK: On the contrary. The man was ignorant of how your species procreates. His attempt to disparage you ultimately humiliated him. Irony is often a source of humour.
     
  12. JanewayRulz!

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    JAFFEN: Yes, well, when you explain it like that, it's not funny at all.
     
  13. Thomas Eugene

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    TUVOK: I also have some humorous anecdotes to share.
     
  14. mattman8907

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    AFFEN: I'll look forward to hearing them.
    (Janeway enters and goes to a spare table.)
     
  15. JanewayRulz!

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    (Finishing)
    JAFFEN: I thought you didn't have time to socialize?

    JANEWAY: I'm not socializing. I'm reviewing these manuals and having something to eat.
     
  16. Athena28

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    JAFFEN: Well, I recommend the Latara broth and the section on thermal coefficients. I'll join you.
     
  17. JanewayRulz!

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    JANEWAY: Really, I'm very, very busy.
     
  18. Thomas Eugene

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    JAFFEN: Oh, not to socialise. To, er, help you review the manuals.
     
  19. JanewayRulz!

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    (Paris brings two blue cocktails to a couple at another table.)

    PARIS: Here you are. Compliments of the proprietress.
     
  20. mattman8907

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    UMALI: Tom?