worf just cracks me up

[data_lover]

im sure worf wasn't meant to be funny, but by god, everything he does and says cracks me up. i mean, is there anything funnier than worf in his pimp hat saying, "sir, i protest, i am not a merry man!" he's always so serious it makes me giggle. am i alone in this?

 

[T.D. Possum]

Not at all. There is quite often a funny Worf lines thread kicking around here.

I have to say my favorite Worf-ism is from DS9, though - during the baseball game: "Death to the opposition!"

 

[Michael]

im sure worf wasn't meant to be funny, ...

Oh, I'm sure he was written that way on purpose.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Assimilate this!

 

[shadowedgalaxy]

So all you do is just... sit here?
---
Q: "I'm human! How can I prove it to you?"
Worf: "Die?"

 

[ndcarlin]

"Nice chair!"

 

[ndcarlin]

Worf: The women available to me...EARTH women...Are far too....Fragile

Riker: If that came from anyone else, I'd say they were boasting.

Worf: BOASTING sir?

 

[ndcarlin]

(Smashes La Forge's mandolin. Hands the pieces back.)

"Sorry."

 

[ndcarlin]

"Congratulations, you have dilated to 6 centimeters. You may now give birth!"

 

[data_lover]

"Nice chair!"

ha! i loved that one. i think the best part was his face.

"how'd you like being captain?"
*worf makes weird, possibly contemplative face*
"nice chair."

 

[Too Much Fun]

Worf worked wonderfully as a comic foil on the show, but unfortunately, I think that's what inspired the people who wrote the TNG movies to saddle him with a lot of horribly unfunny lines, with the exception of his annoyed "little?" to Riker in "Star Trek: First Contact". His pimple in "Insurrection" and drunkness in "Nemesis" were so lame. On the TV show, I love how he'd play off Q and Data for humour.

 

[RyuRoots]

"Q the miserable, Q the desperate. What must I do to convince you people?"

Worf: "Die."

The delivery at that one-word line just cracked me up. It was so perfect.

 

[D Man]

Q: "Microbrain! Growl for me, let me know you still care!"

 

[Lor'Vela]

"I have much to teach you about women."

 

[MikeS]

"But Sir, If winning is not important, then why keep score?" To Riker. 11001001.

 

[Lor'Vela]

"And if you were not an Ambassador, I would disembowel you right here!"

 

[Doug Otte]

Rashaun: "What do you think, Mr. Worf?"
Worf: "Good tea...nice house."

Doug

 

[Lor'Vela]

^ What is it about that quote that makes some people crack up? I can't say I ever got the joke.

 

[DGCatAniSiri]

I think it's the delivery.

 

[MikeS]

How many times has Worf died? I can think of three off the top of my head. Hide and Q, Transfigurations and Ethics. I suppose you could include Cause and Effect.