worf just cracks me up

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by data_lover, Feb 28, 2010.

  1. data_lover

    data_lover Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    im sure worf wasn't meant to be funny, but by god, everything he does and says cracks me up. i mean, is there anything funnier than worf in his pimp hat saying, "sir, i protest, i am not a merry man!" he's always so serious it makes me giggle. am i alone in this?
     
  2. T.D. Possum

    T.D. Possum Commodore Commodore

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    Not at all. There is quite often a funny Worf lines thread kicking around here.

    I have to say my favorite Worf-ism is from DS9, though - during the baseball game: "Death to the opposition!"
     
  3. Michael

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    Oh, I'm sure he was written that way on purpose. ;)
     
  4. TiberiusMaximus

    TiberiusMaximus Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Assimilate this!:klingon:
     
  5. shadowedgalaxy

    shadowedgalaxy Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    So all you do is just... sit here?
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    Q: "I'm human! How can I prove it to you?"
    Worf: "Die?"
     
  6. ndcarlin

    ndcarlin Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    "Nice chair!"
     
  7. ndcarlin

    ndcarlin Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Worf: The women available to me...EARTH women...Are far too....Fragile

    Riker: If that came from anyone else, I'd say they were boasting.

    Worf: BOASTING sir?
     
  8. ndcarlin

    ndcarlin Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    (Smashes La Forge's mandolin. Hands the pieces back.)

    "Sorry."
     
  9. ndcarlin

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  10. data_lover

    data_lover Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    ha! i loved that one. i think the best part was his face.

    "how'd you like being captain?"
    *worf makes weird, possibly contemplative face*
    "nice chair."
     
  11. Too Much Fun

    Too Much Fun Commodore Commodore

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    Worf worked wonderfully as a comic foil on the show, but unfortunately, I think that's what inspired the people who wrote the TNG movies to saddle him with a lot of horribly unfunny lines, with the exception of his annoyed "little?" to Riker in "Star Trek: First Contact". His pimple in "Insurrection" and drunkness in "Nemesis" were so lame. On the TV show, I love how he'd play off Q and Data for humour.
     
  12. RyuRoots

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    "Q the miserable, Q the desperate. What must I do to convince you people?"

    Worf: "Die."

    The delivery at that one-word line just cracked me up. It was so perfect.
     
  13. D Man

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  14. Lor'Vela

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    "I have much to teach you about women."
     
  15. MikeS

    MikeS Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    "But Sir, If winning is not important, then why keep score?" To Riker. 11001001.
     
  16. Lor'Vela

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  17. Doug Otte

    Doug Otte Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Rashaun: "What do you think, Mr. Worf?"
    Worf: "Good tea...nice house."

    Doug
     
  18. Lor'Vela

    Lor'Vela Captain Captain

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    ^ What is it about that quote that makes some people crack up? I can't say I ever got the joke. :shrug:
     
  19. DGCatAniSiri

    DGCatAniSiri Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I think it's the delivery.
     
  20. MikeS

    MikeS Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    How many times has Worf died? I can think of three off the top of my head. Hide and Q, Transfigurations and Ethics. I suppose you could include Cause and Effect.