Vance, to address some of your "concerns"
William Shatner, 1965 - 34
Chris Pine, 2008 - 28. CLose enough for me. A bit pretty perhaps, but whatever.
Don't see the problem. It's a plot point.
Dumbass "Drive a three-hundred year old car off a Cliff" teaser
And it's not like we restore and use 300 year old machines now. It's not all that much of a stretch.
Uhura Gratuitously Topless
William Ware Theiss costumes. 'Nuff said.
Bad sex scene with Kirk's 4" penis
Show me a screen grab of Kirk's dick. You're being gratuitously offensive.
I'm not overly happy with it, but I'm willing to wait.
Yet another time travel plot
Time travel done well is good. Don't deny it.
Manually spot-welding a ship on the ground
Yeah, like supertankers are never spot-welded on the ground.
Nonsensical Revlon/iPod Store Explosion bridge
Again, I'll wait and see. I don't understand why, from a few photos and glimpses you're so crazy about this. A bridge has to a clean, functional, uncluttered environment. Maybe a bit bright, but a well lit stage is neeede dfor good film.
Why do you hate Star Trek so much?
Oh, sorry, that was me copying one of your lines.
I never said I hated Trek, It opened my mind to possibilities, in terms of what we were capable of through our science, and hopefully - hopefully - what we can achieve as a society in the future if we hold on and become better people. Some of that means being prepared to change. It was great. Past tense. It's been damaged and run into the ground. It can't be more damaged, as a starting point for a new production team, than it already is.
Stop and think for a moment. You go to college, get the knowledge, start making movies and TV shows. Some years later, Paramount calls and says, "Look we want you to make stuff for us. what will it cost?" And you say, "LEt me take Trek out of storage", and they say, "Okay". What's youir next step? Think hard about it. Give us an answer.
And as
Starship Polaris said upthread, untuil we are in that position, we can't really say 'what should be done'. Things need to change, it's the 21st Century, you know.
You prepared to change, Vance, or stay stuck in the past? You have the DVDs, stay there with them, never see anything new. As for me, and a lot of people here, we'd rather turn our faces to the future.
If I think the film sucks, I'm on record as saying I'll come back and say so. I hope you're big enough to go and see it and come back here and say it was good if you think it is.