Ambassador to the womhole aliens so I can travel back and forth in time
I'd work with Garak in his "tailor shop."I'd definitely own Quark's Bar. It'd be cheaper with a human owner.
And would VOLUNTEER to be Kira's personal tailor for ALL clothing related needs.I'd work with Garak in his "tailor shop."
They only use that ship in the worst situations. It wouldn't be fun.Commanding officer of DS9 and Defiant![]()
I would be Leeta's very highly-trained, very esteemed, personal breast washer. There would be nothing inappropriate or lewd about it. I would have a task, and I would be very thorough, very professional, and I would love my job.
Sorry if I made anyone feel uncomfortable (beyond you deciding to take offense *for* them). I was riffing on Lewis Black's bit about hiring a personal ball washer, mainly to see if anyone would recognize and call me on it. Though, I'm not sure how a bit of turnabout isn't fair play when we're in a forum for a show that regularly joked about women giving men (Ferengi) sexual pleasure by rubbing their ears, sometimes to manipulate them into doing things for them....And people wonder why our female posters sometimes feel uncomfortable posting here. Oh wait, I know why. It's posts like this.
Not cool. Please knock it off.
Sorry if I made anyone feel uncomfortable (beyond you deciding to take offense *for* them).
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