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Poll Which holographic program(s) would you pick?

Which holo program(s) would you pick?

  • Dixon Hill

    Votes: 8 17.4%
  • Captain Proton

    Votes: 7 15.2%
  • Vulcan Love Slaves or other Erotic Simulations

    Votes: 19 41.3%
  • The Doctor's Family Program

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Vic Fontaine Program

    Votes: 11 23.9%
  • Beowulf

    Votes: 2 4.3%
  • Sherlock Holmes

    Votes: 5 10.9%
  • The Adventures of Flotter

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Klingon Training or Battle Simulations

    Votes: 3 6.5%
  • The Alamo Program

    Votes: 2 4.3%
  • James Bond Program

    Votes: 14 30.4%
  • Paxau Resort or Risa Simulation

    Votes: 8 17.4%
  • Leonardo da Vinci Program

    Votes: 6 13.0%
  • Sports Programs like Baseball or others

    Votes: 6 13.0%
  • Fair Haven

    Votes: 5 10.9%
  • These are the Voyages... Holodeck Simulation

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Other

    Votes: 13 28.3%

  • Total voters
    46
It is crystal clear which programs Deltans would pick.....:D

Indeed it is.

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Edited to add: Ive been thinking about my previous pick (random funhouse of adventure and fantasy) and I've decided the exact opposite might be interesting, too. A peaceful quiet little town like Mayberry from the Andy Griffith Show or Willoughby from the Twilight Zone.
 
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Extreme depravity would be the order of the day. Followed by deep, deep shame.

So, you're saying you picked the "The Adventures of Flotter" ?

PS Thanks to the targetted advertising on trekbbs, I am now getting a lot of ads featuring dudes in coonskin caps. Expensive coonskin hats at that.
 
Sports Programs (football / baseball), Vulcan Love Slaves, and battle simulations.

Because I'm an a$$hole.

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Extreme depravity would be the order of the day. Followed by deep, deep shame.

Pretty much par for the course...
 
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You guys missed Battle of Britain. Remember Julian and Miles?

Top hole. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter dicky-birded, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
 
I guess my program would be—“none of your damn business.” But I think I would also enjoy some Captain Proton.
 
Would sexual holodeck programs really be that shameful? It'd really just be a high tech form of...you know...singles romance. The holodeck programs would be really immersive magazines.
 
Would sexual holodeck programs really be that shameful? It'd really just be a high tech form of...you know...singles romance. The holodeck programs would be really immersive magazines.

It shouldn't be but seeing as how realistic the holograms are it would I am guessing feel kind of weird , at least at first. Eventually though as you get more use to the holograms just being holograms that is when the non-stop sex programs start happening and also when they really start to get kinky. Anything from group orgy with all the American Presidents or First Ladies to a threesome with both Gollum personalities or whatever secret kinky thing you have ever thought about start to become normal everyday love making for people, then it would stop feeling shameful at least a little bit. Just don't don't do it on Christmas or Valentines day and make sure your holodeck is clean and you put a access code on your holodeck programs if your mom or dad want to visit and even use your holodeck and then everything would feel just fine.

Jason
 
I think it would be wonderfully cathartic to create a miniature city program, and then go FULL GODZILLA.

And since my wife's medical issues mean we get down to business almost as infrequently as a Vulcan, I'm not ashamed to say I would use the thing as a sexual outlet, not just because of that, but because wifey is incredibly whitebread, and I am... not.
 
^ TMI dude! :eek:

I'm a sucker for retro stuff. So I'll go with Dixon Hill, Captain Proton, Vic Fontaine, and James Bond.

Kor
 
You know how long it's been since I got laid?

So long that I'm thinking about dressing up as a giant lizard and stomping the shit out of a city.
 
I'd use the holodeck to watch baseball games that never happened IRL, such as the 1994 World Series.
I'd probably do the same thing for fights, Ali vs Tyson etc..
Who here wouldn't use the holodeck to make Superman fight the Hulk and see who wins?
Small potatoes. I'd probably be running a fight club betting pool, & using holodeck recreations of real people. Worf fights Garek to the death etc... Place your bets
 
I would pick the Seven/Chakotay programm from "Human error" and of course I would be Seven.;)
 
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