Doom Shepherd

Ultimate Arcane POWER!!!

This is a placeholder avatar until I locate the picture I wanted to use.

That's better.

I still function...

No you may not.

I don’t know why my avatar is sideways.

would take a knee, but I'd never be able to stand up again.

Is back. Maybe sorta kinda.

I'm into fitness. Right now, I'm fit'n'iss burger in mah mouf.

So cabbage, kale, brussels sprouts, cauliflower, and broccoli are all the same plant species?? My salad only has ONE ingredient!!

I am cooking a turkey for the first time ever. Wish me luck. Or at least edibility.

I'm having a chef's salad for lunch... but I'm thinking of stabbing it 23 times so it becomes a Caesar.

My safety pin has a five-foot blade.

#ElectionTip Sliding your Amazon Visa Card into the voting machine instead of your registration card unlocks Secret Unlimited Voting.

My polytics are more numerous than my monotics.

Stab stab stabbity STAB STAB STAB stabby STAB

When you're SO WOKE that you build a tire bonfire on top of a 30-year-old natural gas pipeline to protest that PIPELINES LEAK.

“You humans lack a sense of proportion, Rick Schumann.”

I've been accused of subtly insulting someone's intelligence. I'm sorry... it wasn't supposed to be subtle.

I need a weekend to get over my weekend.