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Doom Shepherd

Last Activity:: Sep 20, 2018 at 7:45 AM

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Sex:: Male

Home Page:: https://www.darpa.mil/

Location:: Site-19

Occupation:: Secret Weapon, Thaumiel Class

Doom Shepherd

Commodore, Male, from Site-19

Commodore

I still function... Mar 24, 2018

Doom Shepherd was last seen:: Viewing thread, Sep 20, 2018 at 7:45 AM

1. Doom Shepherd
  I still function...
  
  Mar 24, 2018
2. Doom Shepherd
  No you may not.
  
  Nov 4, 2017
3. Doom Shepherd
  I don’t know why my avatar is sideways.
  
  Nov 4, 2017
4. Doom Shepherd
  would take a knee, but I'd never be able to stand up again.
  
  Oct 3, 2017
5. Doom Shepherd
  Is back. Maybe sorta kinda.
  
  Apr 17, 2017
6. Doom Shepherd
  I'm into fitness. Right now, I'm fit'n'iss burger in mah mouf.
  
  Jan 6, 2017
  1. bbjeg and tharpdevenport like this.
  2. tharpdevenport
    I'm into seafood. And right now I see food everywhere!
    
    Jan 6, 2017
7. Doom Shepherd
  So cabbage, kale, brussels sprouts, cauliflower, and broccoli are all the same plant species?? My salad only has ONE ingredient!!
  
  Dec 8, 2016
8. Doom Shepherd
  I am cooking a turkey for the first time ever. Wish me luck. Or at least edibility.
  
  Dec 3, 2016
  1. SPCTRE, bbjeg and King Daniel Beyond like this.
  2. Peach Wookiee
    You can do it!
    
    Dec 4, 2016
    
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  3. Avro Arrow
    Good luck!
    
    Dec 4, 2016
    
    Doom Shepherd likes this.
  4. Doom Shepherd
    *FLAWLESS VICTORY*
    
    Dec 5, 2016
    
    Avro Arrow likes this.
9. Doom Shepherd
  I'm having a chef's salad for lunch... but I'm thinking of stabbing it 23 times so it becomes a Caesar.
  
  Nov 18, 2016
  1. Avro Arrow, bbjeg and DrCorby like this.
10. Doom Shepherd
  My safety pin has a five-foot blade.
  
  Nov 16, 2016
11. Doom Shepherd
  #ElectionTip Sliding your Amazon Visa Card into the voting machine instead of your registration card unlocks Secret Unlimited Voting.
  
  Nov 8, 2016
12. Doom Shepherd
  My polytics are more numerous than my monotics.
  
  Nov 4, 2016
  1. Avro Arrow likes this.
13. Doom Shepherd
  Stab stab stabbity STAB STAB STAB stabby STAB
  
  Nov 2, 2016
  1. bbjeg and SPCTRE like this.
14. Doom Shepherd
  When you're SO WOKE that you build a tire bonfire on top of a 30-year-old natural gas pipeline to protest that PIPELINES LEAK.
  
  Oct 28, 2016
  1. SPCTRE likes this.
15. Doom Shepherd
  “You humans lack a sense of proportion, Rick Schumann.”
  
  Oct 25, 2016
16. Doom Shepherd
  I've been accused of subtly insulting someone's intelligence. I'm sorry... it wasn't supposed to be subtle.
  
  Oct 21, 2016
  1. DrCorby likes this.
17. Doom Shepherd
  I need a weekend to get over my weekend.
  
  Oct 10, 2016
18. Doom Shepherd
  Schrompf schrompf schrompf.
  
  Oct 3, 2016
19. Doom Shepherd
  Burn of the Day: "You are a useless blob of protoplasm whose greatest contribution to the world will be as compost."
  
  Sep 22, 2016
20. Doom Shepherd
  Vaughn Armstrong was in the hotel room next to mine. #GeekedOut
  
  Aug 30, 2016
  1. SPCTRE and Mr. Laser Beam like this.
  2. SPCTRE
    I'm pretty sure our own J. Allen got drunk with him once
    
    Aug 31, 2016
    
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