Where Are The Toilets?

[hux]

This would suppose that there is such a thing as famous or influential sex artists one would wish to emulate.

I don't wanna blow my own trumpet (though I could if I wanted) but I strongly suspect that a lot of my techniques will be studied and passed on to future generations.

 

[Guy Gardener]

How much porn survived WWIII, and how much porn was made after WWIII?

(Thousands of massive electromagnetic pulses, and most of the planet sliding back to the early 20th century for a decade.)

If you don't upload yourself to redtube, no one will know to praise you.

Is this a conversation we should have had in 2008?

 

[T'Girl]

Have we covered rimming?

Ahh, no need for toilet paper then.


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[hux]

How much porn survived WWIII, and how much porn was made after WWIII?

(Thousands of massive electromagnetic pulses, and most of the planet sliding back to the early 20th century for a decade.)

If you don't upload yourself to redtube, no one will know to praise you.

Is this a conversation we should have had in 2008?

Will we momentarily revert to VHS just after the war? Porn on VHS. Sigh. The poor bastards survive nuclear war only to discover that the true horrors are only about to begin.

Ahh, no need for toilet paper then.

The line must be drawn here. This far, no further.

 

[Zonker]

Is one of the premises of this poll that most people need a special occasion to beam the contents of their rectum into space?

 

[hux]

Beaming it into space is a 24th century luxury not to be sniffed at (pardon my pun) since most of it will usually get recycled. I think you can beam it into a friends quarters on your birthdays.

I regularly wrap my morning stools in a wet towel and sing to them. I draw eyes on the towel first, obviously. I'm not weird.

 

[Guy Gardener]

As Trip explained to children, "Poop gets turned into boots."



I wish they'd answered stupid questions from school children in season 4 in the middle of the Xindi Arc.

"Little Jimmy Horner, from Mrs McKlusky's 3rd grade class in Florida want's to know if you're going to kill them all, and let God sort them out?"

 

[Catarina]

I'm still convinced they brought back squatting to end constipation episodes and they squat into a floor recycler and it powers VOY's holodecks.

 

[JoeCabby]

Beaming it into space is a 24th century luxury not to be sniffed at (pardon my pun) since most of it will usually get recycled.

So there isn't just coffee in that nebula.

That's why replicated food tastes a little funny.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Janeway's shit is 70 percent coffee.

There's no reason not to keep a bucket of her stool around for emergencies.

 

[HIjol]

Ok, so my eyes are bleeding and all, but I am laughing my ample asscheeks right off!

You don't suppose the drink Guinan gave Data, the one from Forcas III?...

Plus, curiously enough, Forcas is a boy's name that means, "Angel of Invisibility", which plays right into the seemingly non-existent bathrooms.

 

[stardream]

Now you all are reminding me how fond Worf was of prune juice.

 

[HIjol]

A Warrior's Drink!

...but he sold it with the eyes...remember?!

 

[Drone]

Beaming it into space is a 24th century luxury not to be sniffed at (pardon my pun) since most of it will usually get recycled. I think you can beam it into a friends quarters on your birthdays.

I regularly wrap my morning stools in a wet towel and sing to them. I draw eyes on the towel first, obviously. I'm not weird.

They sort of covered that in Lost in Space. The whole family was up on charges from the Galactic Space Tribunal of polluting space with their detritus. But it turned out all they left floating around was a spanner!! I don't know, but I think I would be much more comfortable dealing with this issue on the Jupiter. It seemed much more pleasantly spacious downstairs, even though the dimensions didn't work out after being converted from the Gemini. I'm sure they had the facilities available, though we didn't see them there either. Well, I guess you could always go into the engine compartment and do your business into the atomic pile!!!

Well, that sucked, but you did sort of plead/challenge me to hang around!!!!!

 

[Guy Gardener]

Battleships have to be constantly painted.

Do starships?

I'm assuming that hundreds of tons of paint is periodically beamed into space and the star ship crashes into the paint.

Old shit turns white. That explains the Federation.

Fresh manure is green, that explains the Klingons.

Green blood, green shit, explains Romulans and Vulcans.

 

[hux]

Old shit turns white. That explains the Federation.

Didn't that end in the 70's.

If the ship self cleans, it self paints.

 

[Guy Gardener]

I thought I was describing self painting?

Robots.

Nanites.

Transporters.

(I think selfcleaning and selfpainting means that it's automated with no human behind the wheel at any level, not that it just magically happens. Or maybe elves?)

 

[CommanderTrip]

well, for what it's worth, if we got to see one of those four functioning lavatories in that episode, I imagine it either would have been a redress of the science lab sets, or perhaps a redress of the defiant bridge with all the chairs removed except the.....ahem...captains chair.