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Where Are The Toilets?

You desperately need the toilet but a Bolian has just used it before you: Do you

  • A: Come back another time

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • B: Take the risk, You can't hold it in anymore

    Votes: 4 21.1%
  • C: Hope the turbo lifts can get you to the next nearest toilet in time

    Votes: 6 31.6%
  • D: Crap on the floor and hope the self-cleaning carpets fix it before anyone notices

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • E: Use the transporter

    Votes: 6 31.6%

  • Total voters
    19
so we talked toilets, bidets, uh straight and lesbo eateries and what am I missing? this thread is all kinds of messed up.

I saw a comedian who suggested that in the future, we'd just have a big wet room where we shit, piss, vomit, shower and brush our teeth all at the same time.

Have we covered rimming?


Said it before, I'll say it again.
Why can't they just dump in the replicator?

Aren't most replicators a small aperture up on a wall?

That would require some excellent aim.
 
They probably take a pill that dissolves bodily waste without the need to use a toilet. I think they call it "Neelix".
 
Speaking of toilets and children, you know your child is interested in math when he runs to the toilet to do his business with his calculator ap running on the tablet, screaming out equations he solves. I hear him screaming "3+90 is 93!!!!!!!!!" (He's five for those who don't know)

lol, Mine is the same age, except mine counts the number of pieces he left in there.
 
And the time has come for me to say farewell to this thread!!!!:wtf:

Come on, you got past the post about Neelix eating poop and one about crapping in a hole in the wall, but a little boy counting poop is too much? LOL

The feather that broke the camel's back?
 
And the one about doing the rainbow.

Which was the high point of this thread in my opinion.
 
And the time has come for me to say farewell to this thread!!!!:wtf:

Childless people. Can watch zombie gore but can't handle the talk of poop.
Come on, you got past the post about Neelix eating poop and one about crapping in a hole in the wall, but a little boy counting poop is too much? LOL

The feather that broke the camel's back?
And the one about doing the rainbow.

Which was the high point of this thread in my opinion.

Ok, ok, I've been through enough here to show some more sack, I guess.:( Plus, I have to give mad props to Catarina for somehow inferring that I'm childless, though I definitely don't watch or subscribe to the indelible significance of zombie crap.

I have to also say that this much concern being expressed about my welfare (?) is heartening and deserves acknowledgement and appreciation. So, I will continue to regularly visit and gut out whatever other depredations are flung (?) about. Hurrah.:rolleyes:
 
Still Suit.

There was an episode where they said that she was finally allowed to eat solid food, which means that she was finally expected to produce solid stool.
 
As I recall, she needed guidance on how to swallow.

I'm therefore going to assume that someone (the doctor?) also had to help her learn how to... strain.
 
As I recall, she needed guidance on how to swallow.

This is how many months after she threatened to copulate with Kim?

Actually I saw this phenomenon again on the Grinder a week back.

The nerd idiot alerts the attractive co-worker, that now that Rob Lowe has buggered off, it's their turn to do the will they/won't they Ross/Rachel thing.

The attractive co-worker from the Middle Man, pretends to be super into it, and being all lioness hot to trot made some lewd verbal passes at the nerd idiot, which collapsed the idiot nerds game totally, so he runs off.

This is alien and weird to me.

Never start something unless you plan on finishing it.

Yes, that is why women are like birdhouses, but don't be disgusting.
 
This is how many months after she threatened to copulate with Kim?

This just proves that she understands the mechanics but not much else. All theory and no practice.

I spent years believing there was no such thing as a bad blow-job... then I experienced my first truly great one and I could finally see the matrix.
 
Data can impersonate the style of any artist or musician.

I assumed that's what he meant when he was asking Yar how well she wanted to be done.

Fed enough data into her processors, pun not intended, Seven should be able to also impersonate the technique of any famous or influential painter in galactic history too.
 
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