Where Are The Toilets?

[Catarina]

Maybe they had a sweep at an alien space station. So no, I don't think they were doomed. I still have a hard time buying they got home at all because the CGI was too expensive to show the ship in constant motion. It seemed like they were in sectors for far longer.

 

[hux]

Baryon sweep stations up and down the quadrant.

Maybe that explains the fate of the Borg baby. Left on board during said sweep.

 

[Catarina]

OOOOHHHH, that's brutal. Neelix forget a child? tsk tsk

 

[Catarina]

Speaking of toilets and children, you know your child is interested in math when he runs to the toilet to do his business with his calculator ap running on the tablet, screaming out equations he solves. I hear him screaming "3+90 is 93!!!!!!!!!" (He's five for those who don't know)

 

[Catarina]

Then you should convince Chuckles to build you one.

If only such a man existed. The season one-two chakotay. Not shoe polish chakotay. I'm not sure I'd like all that personal attention but it sounds nice in theory.

 

[hux]

You just know Chakotay didn't want the doc to find a cure.

He never offered to build a toilet though. I guess they just went down to the stream.

Are you all picturing Janeway squatting?

Excellent.

 

[Catarina]

I believe the stand up shower was behind that frosted glass door. Where was the toilet indeed.

No, I pictured Chakotay pissing in a bush and didn't know Janeway was squatting over her research and got a shower of another kind.

 

[The_Baroness]

I believe the stand up shower was behind that frosted glass door. Where was the toilet indeed.

No, I pictured Chakotay pissing in a bush and didn't know Janeway was squatting over her research and got a shower of another kind.

I accidentally gave my cat the 'other kind of shower' once.

True story.

 

[hux]

I'm convinced Chakatoy wanted to eat Janeway's monkey.

 

[Catarina]

I'm convinced Chakatoy wanted to eat Janeway's monkey.

And she was furious [My research!] at first until she discovered the new delicacy. RUN MONKEYS.

 

[Drone]

Especially since one of their many qualities was not telling fulsome, fanciful, fairy tales!!!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

She would not be able to eat a monkey. They were living in a cushy little shelter with replicated food and a garden.

They were glamping.

It would take desperate, survival level times to actually kill and eat a monkey. They are all delicate 24th century folk.

 

[hux]

But Chakotay clearly wanted her furry little monkey. He wanted to stroke it then eat it. Maybe even flick it?

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

Okay. I officially regret peeping at this thread.

 

[Catarina]

We know she'd never eat the monkey.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

J/7 agrees with you.

 

[Catarina]

And some J/7ers weep.

 

[Catarina]

so we talked toilets, bidets, uh straight and lesbo eateries and what am I missing? this thread is all kinds of messed up.

 

[Guy Gardener]

The thread is fine.

You just haven't finished acclimatizing.

 

[The_Baroness]

Said it before, I'll say it again.
Why can't they just dump in the replicator?