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^ Hey! I wasn't even thinking of weight, just the fit of clothing... you can be any shape you want, and still get the sizing wrong. This is an equal opportunities problem. :techman:

And pizza is never a bad thing... :drool:
See, when men have a bit of a gut, we keep the waist of the pant at our (former) waistline. Then, we size it one size (2") too small. The belt becomes a sort of underwire in a giant push-up bra for our bellies. Then, we need a tent shirt to cover up our pushed up gut.

Make sense?
 
That's why you look at the numbers.

Why would you do that if you were in a hurry? Only takes more time.
How big of a hurry could you possibly be in? The numbers are written on every corner of the bill, and if your bills are already in numerical order in your wallet, it shouldn't take any time at all.

Now, if you're one of those people that keeps all your money in a giant crumpled wad, I could maybe see the problem.
 
That's why you look at the numbers.

Why would you do that if you were in a hurry? Only takes more time.

I would think you guys would appreciate our loud clothing with your obviously inferior eyesight and inability to distinguish subtle color differences then. :p;)

:lol: I like to took at obnoxious-looking bank notes. More then I like to look at obnoxious-looking Americans. :D

Bright, obnoxious bank notes are the best kind. :D

Canadian_bills2.jpg
 
Bright, obnoxious bank notes are the best kind. :D

The U.S. should totally adopt those. Even if the different denominations don't have a different size (for blind people).

Now, if you're one of those people that keeps all your money in a giant crumpled wad, I could maybe see the problem.

Who uses a wallet these days? I keep my money firmly folded up into neat little squares in my pants.
 
Funny, I see a lot of tourists and travelers, and the only obnoxiously loud and obtusely rude ones I've ever seen spoke European and Asian languages. But we all need a villain I suppose.

Though I've known about the 'loud American' stereotype for a while I never noticed it until recently when I was in Greece. My friend and I were at a small museum in a small town in the Argolid, which naturally was rather quiet. Then a loud group of people entered. At first we could only hear them and I thought that maybe it was a school class or some such thing but it turned out be just one average American family. It was the stereotype fully alive. :lol: Kind of amusing, really.
But it's true that at one point or another all tourists can be loud and obnoxious, e.g. when drinking is involved. My fellow countrymen also have a similar reputation due to their behaviour in places like Mallorca where they just go to get drunk and behave badly.
A few weeks ago, a friend of mine from Vienna came for a visit. He was astonished how quiet Germans actually are because everyone had told him how loud they were. The truth is that we have a lower volume on average for conversations than most Europeans. But the stereotype still has a basis in reality.

At first, I read the title wrong:
When you're a broad
I've always been a guy, so I wouldn't know how I'd feel being a broad. :lol:

Anyway, I have no idea what the stereotype about Dutch people is. Perhaps that we smoke pot all day, have sex with just anybody and we don't like to spend money.

Well... Nah, I'll restrain myself. I think the constant mocking of the Dutch is a bit silly, anyway.

On young people, I always find the wearing of round neck t-shirts under button shirts a dead giveaway (a European might go for a v-neck t-shirt if they were going to do such a thing).

Not the Europeans I know. I see people with round neck t-shirts much more often. Hell, even the 10th Doctor occasionally wore one.

Bright, obnoxious bank notes are the best kind. :D

Canadian_bills2.jpg

No Shatner on the Canadian bank notes? :(


Some people abroad seem to think that all Germans are Nazi sympathisers which then leads to weird and disturbing encounters. When I was in Milano, the neo-fascist friends of the guy I stayed with found out I was from Germany and started doing the Hitler salute and loudly saying the few German phrases they knew, all of them xenophobic and racist while we were walking through Milano. I tried to dissuade them but failed due to the fact that I didn't speak Italian and they hardly spoke English. It was the most embarrassing 30 minutes of my life.
Thankfully, this happens very rarely but it seems that you have to experience this at least once in your life. Most people who don't travel all-inclusive have a similar story to tell (usually I win due to the amount of embarrassment involved :lol:).
 
One more way to spot an American...

FLIP FLOPS IN WINTER.

Maybe it's just students who do this. The university I went to here in the UK does a lot of US exchange programmes. Top ways to spot the American students - look out for the flip flops.

When I moved to the US everyone thought I was Irish. The woman who set up my bank account put my nationality down as Irish without even asking me - I have reddish brown hair and pale skin with freckles. But...I clearly have an English accent... :confused:
 
Bright, obnoxious bank notes are the best kind. :D

The U.S. should totally adopt those. Even if the different denominations don't have a different size (for blind people).

Blind people manage just fine, somehow.

And I fucking hate differently sized bills. They don't fold nicely, and when they are folded up in your wallet, you have to dig for the smaller bills. So damn annoying. :mad:

I would not be opposed to more coin denominations though...
 
Bright, obnoxious bank notes are the best kind. :D

The U.S. should totally adopt those. Even if the different denominations don't have a different size (for blind people).

Blind people manage just fine, somehow.

And I fucking hate differently sized bills. They don't fold nicely, and when they are folded up in your wallet, you have to dig for the smaller bills. So damn annoying. :mad:
It sometimes amazes me how little credit people give the blind for being able to function independently. Just because they can't see their money doesn't mean they don't know what it is. Like the discussion about that gal who was texting and fell into an open manhole. "What if a blind guy had come across the open manhole?" -- as I said, he would have whacked the side of it with his cane, realized the obstruction, and caned his way around it.

Similarly, the blind have a system for organizing the money in their wallet, and I believe are capable of discerning the change back by feel -- a lot has to do with the placement of the metal strip in the note.

Unfortunately, fl wouldn't care for their system, as it involves folding the money into different shapes for ease of ID. :devil:
 
I've always wondered what makes someone stand out as American in a foreign country.

Just for fun, and inspired partly by this thread, I decided to "go American" today when taking my current students out to afternoon tea. I couldn't bring myself to do the americana An Officer and I have already mentioned upthread, and instead went for a NE preppy vibe.

I took a couple of snaps before going out. See if you can count the Americanisms...



(there are a couple of highly unAmerican things there too, because I lack a couple of items to complete the look properly, but it's not a bad facsimilie. Bonus points if you identify the dangerous EuroCommunist inclusions)
 
Sometimes dirty looks, but more often we get mean looks in America than we have in India. It's mostly just that people stare more, we're more touristy looking, and they try to jack up the prices on everything even more. Sometimes I think they're just amused at the Americans that travel to India.

We don't hold hands or anything when we're in public in India, though.
 
Just because they can't see their money doesn't mean they don't know what it is.

The point was that different sized notes makes it easier for them, not that it's impossible for them otherwise.

I know a blind man who wholly welcomed the Euro notes when they were first introduced; it takes him much less time to find the right bill -- he doesn't have to feel the mark or anything. He can simply get the right bill out of his wallet in one stroke.
 
I took a couple of snaps before going out. See if you can count the Americanisms...

Well, it isn't that American, if you ask me. I miss the loud Hawaiian blouse, the flip-flops and a large backpack. But perhaps that's only for tourists. :p
 
I took a couple of snaps before going out. See if you can count the Americanisms...

Well, it isn't that American, if you ask me. I miss the loud Hawaiian blouse, the flip-flops and a large backpack. But perhaps that's only for tourists. :p

There are LOADS of little americanisms in that outfit, but yes, it's a slightly more upmarket version:

3 button, rolling down to the second button navy blazer paired with flat front grey trousers and a pink candy stripe shirt and loafers is pretty much preppy 101. Hell, the blazer is even from that bastion of American clothing, Brooks Brothers (from the Thom Browne designed Black Fleece collection - it even has a locker loop on the back under the blazer collar for added preppy kitsch...).

Of course, as I said, I didn't really do the full-on US look, because the shirt is English and french-cuffed with a medium-spread collar not an oxford-cloth button-down, and the loafers are Italian and in a tan calf, not colour number 8 cordovan. And I'm committing the cardinal sin of wearing socks with them. But as a homage to Americana, it's about as close as I'm willing to get! :D
 
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