When you're abroad

[An Officer]

I am now completely convinced that every American tourist you guys have ever seen was participating in a mass punking of the UK.

NO ONE dresses like that here. They must be changing clothes at the Douchebags 'R' Us duty free once they get off the plane.

America being as big as it is, I guess it depends where they came from. I can perfectly see New Yorkers and LA fashion aficionados doing it... I think in the end, the major cities high fashion types end up looking pretty similar. You probably couldn't easily group together people from the mid-west, and those from LA for example...

 

[nevermore]

NO ONE dresses like that here. They must be changing clothes at the Douchebags 'R' Us duty free once they get off the plane.

I don't think anyone dresses like that, anywhere.

Not that I've ever seen. Though, the one on the far left might be a hipster attempting an "ironic" take on a golfer of something...

The guy on the fra right would get his ass kicked at a gay bar.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

The guy on the fra right would get his ass kicked at a gay bar.

Most definitely.

 

[cultcross]

You guys can buy clothes at Tesco? Now you have no excuse to talk when it comes to American dress.

You can buy anything at Tesco. It is certainly possible that, barring a house and car, you could otherwise buy everything you could ever need at Tesco.

 

[Maestro]

The guy on the far right would get his ass kicked at a gay bar.

Gay bar? Who are you kidding? The guy on the far right would get his ass kicked at any bar!

 

[An Officer]

What kind of gay bars do you all frequent? Bears?

 

[Holdfast]

You guys can buy clothes at Tesco? Now you have no excuse to talk when it comes to American dress.

You can buy anything at Tesco. It is certainly possible that, barring a house and car, you could otherwise buy everything you could ever need at Tesco.

I think they're up to between 1 in 8 and 1 in 7 of every pound spent on the High Street. Impressive figures, to say the least.

 

[Maestro]

Wal-Mart for Limeys. Whoda thunk it?

 

[Holdfast]

Even I do my grocery shopping there (well, OK, I sometimes top up at Waitrose or M&S for a few nicer bits and pieces, but Tesco's pricing for most items is superb).