Well, it's a funny one. Sometimes (most times) I seem to slide under the radar, like I'm invisible. Other days, women are looking me in the eye, glancing at my groin, licking lips as they pass me, all that kinda thing. It's weird, I tells ya.
Long after I finished high school, I finally analysed things a particular girl used to say to me, and realised she had hot parts for me. Of course, decades later, this did me no good, and considering the last time I saw her she was a nurse at the hospital where my wife was giving birth, I don't think it'll ever happen. Would have been nice when I was at school adn hormones were driving me seven different types of crazy.
Since then, while working in Sydney, I've had the odd experience of three different women saying to my face, "Hey, if you and your wife split, you let me know, okay?" and at least one of them was in a relationship at the time. Hell of a boost to one's ego, though while married I'd never act on it.
But most days now I'm just a fat old guy.
