What president would make the worst porn star?

[Jayson]

I was going to go with Nixon but with a name like Tricky Dick I figure he would get porn points for a cool pron name. I will go with Jimmy Carter. Two much of a gentlemen to be a effective porn star.

Jason

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Taft. Unless it's a very specific type of porn.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I bet Van Buren would've sucked pretty hard. In a bad way.

 

[Holdfast]

FDR wheelchair porn? Very niche...

 

[SmoothieX]

Coolidge in a leather mask and ball gag gets me going every time.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

The mere thought of W giving it to anyone or anything makes me laugh out loud.

 

[marillion]

Second vote for Taft... Unless there's still an audience out there for fat men with moustaches... Oh yeah.. The Ron Jeremy crowd...

Millard Fillmore FTW!

I've also heard that Herbert Hoover sucked a pretty mean, umm... Well, you know..

 

[ITL]

Ford. Pants around ankles, takes a tumble, accidentally headbutts his co-star as he catches his man-fruit on the bedknob. Pizza delivery boy is aghast. Oof.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

William Henry Harrison. I heard he tended to get in and out pretty quickly.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Dubya could only fuck up, but he was the absolute master of that position. So we can eliminate him.

 

[Captain Ice]

Third vote for Taft, though FDR in his fourth term is a very scary, very close second place.

 

[SPOCKED]

Despite the boastful name... Johnson.

 

[LitmusDragon]

I'll go with Hayes. The crazy-old-man bearded look has never been attractive. Taft second. Old Ronald Reagan third.

 

[Broccoli]

Obviously, Clinton would be the best.

/easy joke

 

[Squiggy]

Any of the dead ones would be equally horrible.

 

[scotpens]

Reagan. He'd go through an entire, uh, performance without removing his coat and tie. That's because he'd forget he had them on.

Besides, we don't expect porn stars to have any actual acting ability.

 

[Darth Duck]

Despite the boastful name... Johnson.

Which one?

Anyways, I vote for Andrew Jackson, I don't need to see "Old Hickory"

 

[RJDiogenes]

Ike. Brrr.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Nixon - An unexplained gap in the recording removes all of the sex. Though, in all fairness, that might be an improvement. On the plus side, Tricky Dick is a hell of a porno name.