Which one?
What president would make the worst porn star?
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Which one?
You have too much time on your hands.
Wow. Someone is living up to his username. 
I'm surprised to see I'm the first to nominate George Washington. Associating sex with him is just unutterably creepy, like a porn movie in a wax museum.
Don't anyone tell me that there's been a porn movie in a wax museum already.
I'm surprised to see I'm the first to nominate George Washington. Associating sex with him is just unutterably creepy, like a porn movie in a wax museum.
Don't anyone tell me that there's been a porn movie in a wax museum already.
The Exotic House of Wax
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0129910/reviews
Sorry
NSFW!!
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/exotic_house_of_wax_legacy_of_lust/trailers/
it's just what I had to do...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0129910/reviews
Sorry
NSFW!!
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/exotic_house_of_wax_legacy_of_lust/trailers/
it's just what I had to do...
You have too much time on your hands.
It's an online template. You just have to type in the text. It only takes a minute.
Lyndon, presumably. He nicknamed his penis Jumbo.
(Can’t find the template. The website is in German. Anyone here know a little German?)
Just switch the language to English in the top right corner.
The movie theater sign is the last entry on this page, but look around, because there's a lot of cool stuff on this site.
http://www.letterjames.com/products-overview/personalized-images-e-cards.html?cat=8&p=9
You're welcome. 
Yes, and his bootleg porno became the baines of his existence.
Washington - unfortunately only his teeth were wooden.
This is a shitty answer, but I think all of them would be pretty horrible. Aside from the fact that nobody cares about male porn stars (in hetero porn anyway), who wants to see some not-especially-fit middle-aged or post-middle-aged men in porn? Maybe there's a fetish niche for that (old guys fucking young girls or something like that), but I don't see any of them being anything special.
If you ask "What first lady would make the worst porn star?", it's a more interesting question imo.
If you ask "What first lady would make the worst porn star?", it's a more interesting question imo.
He gave it to the entire country for 8 years straight. Man had stamina. I vote for Millard Fillmore as best--based on last name alone.
Worst? Martin Van Buren because of his nickname-The Little Magician. You need a BIG magician.
Maybe a better thread would be, "Which porn star would make the worst President?"
Any of the male ones. Whenever they're being interviewed, they always seem to have their cock out and be having a wank. Real politicians only do that metaphorically and never literally.
Eleanor Roosevelt. I mean, she was a fine lady and she did some good things to promote civil rights and racial equality and all that, but NOBODY wanted to see her naked.If you ask "What first lady would make the worst porn star?", it's a more interesting question imo.
The First Lady who'd make the best porn star? Jackie Kennedy. But she'd need a boob job.
I think FDR would be the clear winner, he probably wouldn't be able to perform very well given his physical limitations.
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Rutherford B. Hayes.
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