What Is The First Thing You Will Do When This COVID-19 is over?

Go out to a nice restaurant for a nice meal.

 

Yep all we need now is a real life goddamn alien invasion

 

If its the Vulcans, coming to help us solve all of our problems, I’m all for it.

 

Same here but knowing 2020 it will be something much worse like the Ferengi

 

isn't that exactly what we're getting atm? This virus is an alien to our immune systems. Tht's what causes the trouble in the first place.

@crookeddy so I guess the first thing you'll do after Corona is buying an unhackable stupidphone like I have?

 

I have a 3g flip phone with keypad. No hacking there.

 

Is a stupidphone something I would call doof-phone?

 

A stupidphone is just that a phone that is made to do calls or texts. It doesn't have google or facebook and sometimes very limited internet access.

Even my old Motorola V88 could go online but was pretty much useless as an internet tool

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John's_Phone
I've got the gold one..

 

Nothing. The only thing that has really caused me inconvenience is having stores closed earlier and not having some items in stock. If it wasn't for that, I'd never notice anything is going on.

 

Now that looks neat. Why can't you buy something like that today? Pure minimal design I love it.

 

Maybe we should turn this thread into a poll. Are the answers clustered enough for a reasonable amount of options?

 

Throw away the mask I'm now required to wear continuously at work. Until recently, I didn't really need one because there was already a kind of social distancing there, but I'm ironically coming into more contact with people than ever before now. It seems the more you tell people to stay home, they more they don't sometimes.

 

Watch TV.

 

If it's the Ferengi, we can find ways to deal with them.

 

If I was a drinking man, I'd go out and get bladdered
But I'm not, so fuck knows

 

Offer them feeemales

 

Our habit of wearing clothes would puzzle every Ferengi.

You can. The Simvalley RX-80 pico is the size of a credit card (3 times as thick). It can send and receive SMS and as for normal phone calls: it has an excellent sound quality I haven't found any modern phone to rival. 1 SIM slot. https://www.inside-digital.de/handys/simvalley-mobile-rx-80-pico
I use a dual sim cell by teh same manufacturer, the Simvalley SX-330. It has a camera, radio, video player and theoretically internet but the RAM is too small for modern websites (and also for modern viruses ). It shares the excellent phone and speaker of its little brother.

 

That websites all in German. I don't sprechen deutsch

 

Touch a doorknob with my bare hands.