What IS That?

[Nero's Shadow]

That's where he keeps his universal translator.

What do you expect he's just seen ilia or he's hiding his phaser type one down the front !!! Lol

 

[AstroSmurf]

^I like how the eva coats harkened back to the original pilot. Which in turn were echo'd in the WOK uniforms.

Actually I was referring to the horrible fabric. I liked the jacket itself. (Corrected for clarity... which I seem to be having trouble with today. )

 

[Sky]

That's where he keeps his universal translator.

What do you expect he's just seen ilia or he's hiding his phaser type one down the front !!! Lol

"Is that a phaser in your pants Deck-er or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[T'Girl]

That's where he keeps his universal translator.

¯`’•.¸*❤’•.♪❤♪* Ahh yes, the language of love. ❤♪’•❤♪`’•.¸*❤♪❤♪*

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

They had duct tape back then! XD

OUCH!!!!!!

 

[JarodRussell]

Is this a personal mp3 player?

 

[Sigh]

^ old generation Sega

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Geez, that one is worse than the Picard penis pic. Well, almost.
I lol'd!

 

[Alienesse]

Oh my, I never noticed that...

 

[Sigh]

It almost needs sound effect... 'POIT'

 

[AstroSmurf]

In this digital age, I would wager a guess that Decker's junk would have been quickly sanitized for the masses by someone in a computer bay at a Hollywood effects house. Most of you don't know this but digital alterations like this happen all the time in films now, most notably is the Man of Steel's package reduction in Superman Returns. There is also a certain movie about a star that required the male lead to be clothed after the fact because the ratings board didn't like the filmmakers implying that the characters slept together. You can do a lot with a computer now.

Anyway, here is the digital fix for poor Decker and his stub.

The "Super Clean" Version

Sex with Ilia? I don't think so.




The "Ken Doll" Version

Can we say "plastic bump", boys and girls?


All it took was five minutes and now we have wholesome fun even grandma would be disappointed in.

 

[scotpens]

. . . Most of you don't know this but digital alterations like this happen all the time in films now, most notably is the Caped Crusader's package reduction in Superman Returns.

Did Batman have a cameo in that picture? I must have missed it!

 

[AstroSmurf]

Ooops. I got my nicknames mixed up. Fixed. (Two jobs and no sleep is all that is going on here people. Keep it moving. Nothing more to see.)

 

[Sky]

Geez, that one is worse than the Picard penis pic. Well, almost.

Dare I ask...?

 

[Alienesse]

Geez, that one is worse than the Picard penis pic. Well, almost.

Dare I ask...?

I didn't.

 

[Captain Rob]

Gee, I guess it's just me. But when I look at that pic I just say:"Look at all of that cool wall detail. Get Decker out of the way." Of course I'm a guy. Anyone ever notice that in TNG that you could sometimes see behind those wall panels?
Duh, I'm on a Trek fansite. Of course you have.