What do Klingons smell like?

[RoJoHen]

I'm watching Generations right now, and there's that scene between Soran and Lursa/Betor where he waves his hand in the air to block the Klingon stench from his nose.

SO what do you think they smell like? I think they probably smell like a petting zoo.

 

[OdoWanKenobi]

Sort of an earthy, peaty smell, with just a touch of lilac.

 

[Rÿcher]

shit. beat me to it.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

That special scent your sweat has when you live on a diet of live worms and blood based alcoholic beverages.

 

[RoJoHen]

That special scent your sweat has when you live on a diet of live worms and blood based alcoholic beverages.

That description just made me shudder.

 

[Lonemagpie]

That special scent your sweat has when you live on a diet of live worms and blood based alcoholic beverages.

And wear thick layers of fur and leather 24/7, and think bathing is for wimps

 

[Kirk-Fu]

I'm guessing something like a wet dog.

 

[controlfreak]

My guess would be wet steak farts and garlic.

 

[tranya]

They smell remarkably like Texas.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

That description just made me shudder.

Thank you.

And wear thick layers of fur and leather 24/7, and think bathing is for wimps

No kidding. We're talking significantly worse than a high school gym locker room.

 

[c0rnedfr0g]

cotton candy....

that or riker's nuts

 

[DontFeedPhil]

Old spice....


Lindsays Lohans Cootch...

Paris Hiltons Cootch...

Your moms Cootch...

My old sweaty jock...

 

[Rabittooth]

cotton candy....

that or riker's nuts

That...made me almost swallow my gum.

-Rabittooth

 

[xerxes99]

Surprisingly like a Trek BBS'er.

or

A wet dog with a dead ferret in it's mouth, that had recently been sprayed by a skunk, plus ode de' poorly made philly cheese steak.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Sweaty gym socks that hasn't been washed in about 20years

 

[Finnegan]

Like if you took an egg, and put it in an old shoe, and buried it under a chicken coop for a month. But a brown egg, though.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

A delicious apple pie.

 

[sbk1234]

You know how a strawberry smells? Klingons are the exact opposite smell.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Aqua Velva

 

[The Borg Queen]

Apricot and lavender.