Actually, our own @fireproof78 drew one here on TrekBBS: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/kelvinverse-enterprise-bridge.307592/I have no controversial opinions about the JJ bridge. "It looks like an Apple store (and not in a good way)" is conventional wisdom.
It has no depth (physically or philosophically). It's the helm, the captain's chair, and a wall, blocking the commander from the command center. (?!?) The only thing that gives it shape are the bright lights pointed directly at the camera.
It's monotone. It looks like the playsets of earlier bridges that didn't look anything like what we saw in the show or the movies.
It feels like someone took a Star Wars fan and said "NO GREEBLIES!" and the SW fan figured if he just covered every inch with still meaningless detail but not greebly detail he could get away with it.
Maybe my Google powers are just weak, but I can't find a single drawing of that monstrosity. It's a bridge that's so bad that TREKIES won't draw it!
I kinda like the window.
I can understand not liking the monotone or the brightness.
It looked very brand-spanking-new to me, and I really like the clear standup stations.
And how does a bridge have philosophical depth?