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What Are You Eating/Drinking (Any Time)?

Re: What Are You Eating/Drinking Right Now?

A Martini... See, I am watching this ol' film that has the recipe for a Martini in the dialogue and a 'how-to' on screen...

[YT]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9grzJHxPexQ[/YT]​
 
Re: What Are You Eating/Drinking Right Now?

A Kitkat. The candy, not the person. Get your mind out of the gutter!
 
Re: What Are You Eating/Drinking Right Now?

Kitkat, eh? -wasn't that a 'New CIA' operative from an ol' Bruce Willis film that noone liked?
 
Re: What Are You Eating/Drinking Right Now?

I only know of two KitKats. One, the magnificent chocolate bar, the other, the magnificent club in Berlin.

Drinking a fresh brewed hot black coffee.
 
Re: What Are You Eating/Drinking Right Now?

I only know of two KitKats. One, the magnificent chocolate bar, the other, the magnificent club in Berlin.
Bruce Willis is Hudson Hawk.
[Kit Kat rappels down next to Hawk and holds an index card in front of his face, on which is written: "MY NAME IS KIT KAT. THIS IS NOT A DREAM." Then he chops Hawk on the back of the neck and walks off. Next, Snickers appears and shocks Hawk with a taser]

Hudson Hawk: OW! What the fuck is the matter with you?

Snickers: Name's Snickers. Your plane leaves in forty.

[He walks off. A crate falls open and a woman appears]

Almond Joy: Almond Joy. Get it? Candy bars. It's better than when we first started out, our code names were diseases. Do you know what it's like being called Chlamydia for a year? Whoops, forgot.

[She backfists Hawk in the face and walks off. Then a huge man steps out of a port-o-potty, catches his jacket in the door and tips the port-o-potty over trying to get free]

Butterfinger: The name's Butterfinger.

Hudson Hawk: No shit.

George Kaplan: [appears] Do you like the Company's new look? I call them the MTV-IA.

Almond Joy: George, you promised: no old CIA/new CIA jokes.

George Kaplan: Punks. They think that the Bay of Pigs is an herbal tea and that the Cold War has something to do with Penguins.

Hudson Hawk: Don't I know you?

George Kaplan: The last time you saw me, I was bald, with a beard and no mustache, and I had a different nose. So if you don't recognize me, I won't be offended.

Hudson Hawk: My high school science teacher?

George Kaplan: [laughs] I'm the guy who tricked you into robbing the government installation, and then had you sent to prison for it.

Hudson Hawk: George Kaplan.

[Hawk rushes toward him to strangle him, and is instantly surrounded by guns]

Hudson Hawk: Ha-ha... I'm not the type to hold a grudge, George.
 
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