What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[Jayson1]

Now they want me to donate to save the environment. How did they know I expect the world to be, over in a 100 years?

Jason

 

[John Clark]

Prizes world - as I'm the one millionth visitor here. I could win an Apple product.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Blazemeter.

This system clearly does not know me at all. Not only did I not understand the advert, but when I Googled Blazemeter I didn't understand the Wiki that came up.

Hugo - clearly not the target audience

 

[Kai "the spy"]

Web domains. And another resort. Dear Google, I am not going on a fucking trip.

Off-topic, but my damn German auto-correct changed "going" into "Göring".

 

[Smoked Salmon]

Asia Charm, "the only site that gets me a girl!". Strange, given East Asian girls aren't my thing. Not sure what search history would point towards it.

 

[John Clark]

Now it's google adwords because I actually want to buy ads I guess?

 

[Jayson1]

Well they did a pretty good job on the latest. A weightwatchers add. Not even sure how they knew I have been loosing weight and trying to loose pounds.


Jason

 

[Australis]

Aaron Sorkin Teaches Screenwriting - Masterclass.

Um, yeah, I guess.

 

[Doom Shepherd]

"Stephen Hawking's Favorite Places" and "Chinese Lady Date."
50%.

 

[Jayson1]

Who knew their was a company that focused on nothing but shipping bicycles to people.

Jason

 

[Random_Spock]

Guess they're trying to lend me money (Lendingtree). Before this page though, I ran into a dating site, a survivalist one and a computer company.

 

[Smellincoffee]

On my kindle they were trying to get me to join facebook, which is odd because I visited facebook in that same window only moments before.

 

[Spot261]

30 free spins on double bubble and an online estate agent

 

[Spot261]

"Stephen Hawking's Favorite Places" and "Chinese Lady Date."
50%.

Where would Stephen Hawking take a Chinese lady on a date?

 

[Refuge]

Thanks to Australis and I talking Malcom Turnbull I now have an add for the Courier Mail flashing at me with our illustrious PM giving a wave. Did I say thanks, Australis??

 

[Mr Soak]

Flights to Japan and an energy company.

 

[Q2UnME]

Underwear with a 'junk' pouch and a rental car advert. I guess they want me to keep 'the guys' in place while I'm driving ...
or something....

Q2

 

[Lord Garth]

"This is a place for guys with long hair. Community, content, superior products for men."

My hair currently only goes down to just passed the jawline. Chin-length. Technically not what's thought of as "short hair" for men, but not exactly long either. It barely touches the collar, let alone the shoulders.

 

[Q2UnME]

Apparently now I have to have clean facial skin (Neutrogena) to go to the bank (KeyBank) and remove cash to have an affair (Ashley Madison). Who woulda thunk?

 

[Kai "the spy"]

Apparently now I have to have clean facial skin (Neutrogena) to go to the bank (KeyBank) and remove cash to have an affair (Ashley Madison). Who woulda thunk?

Well, good luck finding somebody to have an affair with if you have unclean facial skin.