I know you're just joking, but TNZ isn't indexed by Google, so the ads wouldn't target you for anything you say in the Upside-Down. That's why I can talk about my BDSM furry financial fraud fetish fanfic "Fifty Shades of Gray Wolf of Wall Street" down there without the wider world finding out about it... oh, shit.
Unless someone else is using your computer, you must have a very strange browsing history. Mind you, all it takes is for you to have browsed a store's website that sells that, and presto! Google thinks you're the mother of a baby. So did you end up frying any air?
Then the alternative is clear: Either set your browser so it doesn't even record your history in the first place, or just don't use Safari. Or both.
Well I do share my computer with my niece. Still I don't see much she would be into. No realigious stuff. She is the only person in my family that goes to church. As for the pampers I don't think they were adult pampers. Not sure why I would need them. I am young at 42 and it's been years since I had my truck accident when I underestimated my control over my ability to get home really fast. Jason
Right now, there's one ad for fashion by Sheego (wasn't that a Kim Possible villain?) and one for a Western Union app. And then there's this weird triple ad, one third being for Sheego again, one for a gaming website, and the final third is for a wellness hotel.
"The Pregnancy Experience You Wanted. DELIVERED." Okay. I didn't know I had the anatomy to get pregnant.
Real Dirty Holy Friggin Matrimony Body Book Thong On Fire G Spot Only You These are ebooks, I presume? Been getting them since before Valentine's Day. And the funny thing is, I don't have time to read books!
I guess the only explanation is that Google Adsense is trolling all of you, and should be infracted accordingly.
"Mature women who always say yes" I spent days wondering how a dating site could possibly make such a claim, until a friend told me it was an escort service. I am quite possibly the most naive man alive.
Now Esurance wants me to get car insurance even though I don't have a car and I got a company wanting to help me do my taxes even though I don't really pay taxes since I am on disability. Jason
Okay, now it's an ebay ad, something called "spark news" wants me to read their manifesto, and I'm offered a %60 discount on wine. I don't drink alcohol. One I've gotten a few times is an ad for a dating site for black Americans.