What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Jayson1, Feb 23, 2018.

  1. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored Yo, Dawg! I Heard You Like Avatars... In Memoriam

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    I know you're just joking, but TNZ isn't indexed by Google, so the ads wouldn't target you for anything you say in the Upside-Down.

    That's why I can talk about my BDSM furry financial fraud fetish fanfic "Fifty Shades of Gray Wolf of Wall Street" down there without the wider world finding out about it... oh, shit.
     
  2. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    After we had that discussion about air fryers all I got was air fryers all day, all night :lol:
     
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  3. Tenacity

    Tenacity Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    adult pampers?
     
  4. Timewalker

    Timewalker Cat-lovin', Star Trekkin' Time Lady Premium Member

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    Unless someone else is using your computer, you must have a very strange browsing history.

    Mind you, all it takes is for you to have browsed a store's website that sells that, and presto! Google thinks you're the mother of a baby.

    So did you end up frying any air?
     
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  5. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Then the alternative is clear: Either set your browser so it doesn't even record your history in the first place, or just don't use Safari.

    Or both. :borg:
     
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  6. Jayson1

    Jayson1 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Well I do share my computer with my niece. Still I don't see much she would be into. No realigious stuff. She is the only person in my family that goes to church. As for the pampers I don't think they were adult pampers. Not sure why I would need them. I am young at 42 and it's been years since I had my truck accident when I underestimated my control over my ability to get home really fast.

    Jason
     
  7. Pondwater

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  8. Jayson1

    Jayson1 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    SO are you saying that deep down I am Avocado and it wants me to know this?

    Jason
     
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  9. Kai "the spy"

    Kai "the spy" Admiral Admiral

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    Right now, there's one ad for fashion by Sheego (wasn't that a Kim Possible villain?) and one for a Western Union app. And then there's this weird triple ad, one third being for Sheego again, one for a gaming website, and the final third is for a wellness hotel.
     
  10. Lord Garth

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    "The Pregnancy Experience You Wanted. DELIVERED."

    Okay. I didn't know I had the anatomy to get pregnant.
     
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  11. Gryffindorian

    Gryffindorian Vice Admiral Admiral

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    These are ebooks, I presume? Been getting them since before Valentine's Day.

    And the funny thing is, I don't have time to read books! :lol:
     
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  12. Timewalker

    Timewalker Cat-lovin', Star Trekkin' Time Lady Premium Member

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    I guess the only explanation is that Google Adsense is trolling all of you, and should be infracted accordingly.
     
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  13. Avro Arrow

    Avro Arrow Vice Admiral Moderator

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    You can't infract the money people... :shifty:
     
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  14. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    METALHEAD DATING

    really
     
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  15. Kronos

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    Potato chips.

    *looks at bowl of chips*

    How did it know???
     
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  16. John Clark

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    The services of Lawyers at the moment.

    (Not anything I've been searching for)
     
  17. Australis

    Australis Writer - Australis Admiral

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  18. F. King Daniel

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    I spent days wondering how a dating site could possibly make such a claim, until a friend told me it was an escort service.

    I am quite possibly the most naive man alive.
     
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  19. Jayson1

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    Now Esurance wants me to get car insurance even though I don't have a car and I got a company wanting to help me do my taxes even though I don't really pay taxes since I am on disability.


    Jason
     
  20. Kai "the spy"

    Kai "the spy" Admiral Admiral

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    Okay, now it's an ebay ad, something called "spark news" wants me to read their manifesto, and I'm offered a %60 discount on wine. I don't drink alcohol.

    One I've gotten a few times is an ad for a dating site for black Americans.