What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[Locutus of Bored]

The adbot has hit a new low. Now it wants me to show support to Trump so he can stand up to gun control. I made one sarcastic post in TNZ about making the schools more like prisons and now it thinks I am a Trump supporter! I knew I should have used an emoji in that post.

I know you're just joking, but TNZ isn't indexed by Google, so the ads wouldn't target you for anything you say in the Upside-Down.

That's why I can talk about my BDSM furry financial fraud fetish fanfic "Fifty Shades of Gray Wolf of Wall Street" down there without the wider world finding out about it... oh, shit.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Can we trade ads? And are they within five miles of my area?

After we had that discussion about air fryers all I got was air fryers all day, all night

 

[Tenacity]

Now it's Pampers.

adult pampers?

 

[Timewalker]

Now it's Pampers. I just don't think this machine understands me.


Jason

Unless someone else is using your computer, you must have a very strange browsing history.

Mind you, all it takes is for you to have browsed a store's website that sells that, and presto! Google thinks you're the mother of a baby.

After we had that discussion about air fryers all I got was air fryers all day, all night

So did you end up frying any air?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Unless someone else is using your computer, you must have a very strange browsing history.

Mind you, all it takes is for you to have browsed a store's website that sells that, and presto! Google thinks you're the mother of a baby.

Then the alternative is clear: Either set your browser so it doesn't even record your history in the first place, or just don't use Safari.

Or both.

 

[Jayson1]

Well I do share my computer with my niece. Still I don't see much she would be into. No realigious stuff. She is the only person in my family that goes to church. As for the pampers I don't think they were adult pampers. Not sure why I would need them. I am young at 42 and it's been years since I had my truck accident when I underestimated my control over my ability to get home really fast.

Jason

 

[Pondwater]

Your Soul.

 

[Jayson1]

Your Soul.

SO are you saying that deep down I am Avocado and it wants me to know this?

Jason

 

[Kai "the spy"]

Right now, there's one ad for fashion by Sheego (wasn't that a Kim Possible villain?) and one for a Western Union app. And then there's this weird triple ad, one third being for Sheego again, one for a gaming website, and the final third is for a wellness hotel.

 

[Lord Garth]

"The Pregnancy Experience You Wanted. DELIVERED."

Okay. I didn't know I had the anatomy to get pregnant.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Real Dirty
Holy Friggin Matrimony
Body Book
Thong On Fire
G Spot
Only You

These are ebooks, I presume? Been getting them since before Valentine's Day.

And the funny thing is, I don't have time to read books!

 

[Timewalker]

I guess the only explanation is that Google Adsense is trolling all of you, and should be infracted accordingly.

 

[Avro Arrow]

You can't infract the money people...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

METALHEAD DATING

really

 

[Kronos]

Potato chips.

*looks at bowl of chips*

How did it know???

 

[John Clark]

The services of Lawyers at the moment.

(Not anything I've been searching for)

 

[Australis]

METALHEAD DATING

really

\m/

 

[F. King Daniel]

"Mature women who always say yes"

I spent days wondering how a dating site could possibly make such a claim, until a friend told me it was an escort service.

I am quite possibly the most naive man alive.

 

[Jayson1]

Now Esurance wants me to get car insurance even though I don't have a car and I got a company wanting to help me do my taxes even though I don't really pay taxes since I am on disability.


Jason

 

[Kai "the spy"]

Okay, now it's an ebay ad, something called "spark news" wants me to read their manifesto, and I'm offered a %60 discount on wine. I don't drink alcohol.

One I've gotten a few times is an ad for a dating site for black Americans.