Voyager Caption This: Tuning In

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

BriGuy said:

Chakotay: Alright, lieutenant, you have exactly one minute to explain to the captain who replaced her desktop computer with a Fisher Price "You Can Learn" toy.

And your prize:

Microsoft Starship Designer 2.0!

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[Good Will Riker]

Evil Twin said:

Chakotay: "Mr. Paris, were you successful in installing those hidden cameras in Seven of Nine's sonic shower."

Tom: "Aye, sir. I've got all four peep holes covered from top to bottom."

Harry: "Checkout the 'zoom in function.' And her tubules! So, that's where her nanoprobes shootout from?"

Neelix: "This is better than holodeck porn."

 

[The_Vitruvian]

MR! Neelix, You have been told the rules of paper, scissor, stone, now please conform!

 

[Gertch]

The crew realized Neelix watched too many movies when the tried to operate the console using his Jedi powers.

 

[Nebusj]

Kim: ``It's the most wondrous spacetime anomaly I've ever seen.''
Chakotay: ``Look at the rhythms in the geometric distortions. Could it be a life form?''
Paris: ``A glimpse of consciousness from an entity existing in a construction of space-time we could only barely imagine?''
Neelix: ``Hold on, I'll flick the screen saver off.''

 

[BorgBabe]

Kim: " Is he going to grind a Zoola? "
Paris: " No Harry they can't do that in the first five runs otherwise it's a wide."
Chakotay: " Seems I shouldn't have betted on those Geomonks, look how he's plowing! "
Neelix: "AH! But wait for the seventeenth run when their fuel tanks are almost empty and they have to make that deciding pit stop!"
Chakotay: " -You have the bridge- I love that phrase! Neelix make sure you give her that daily dose of Klingon-coffee, at least until the MegaVandura championship is over!"
Neelix: " Aye Sir!....Ouf he should have tally-birded now the team has to do that zedra again! "
Paris: " I SO feel the latinum of those bets rolling in!"

 

[nx1701g]

Smallville in the 24th Century has the same problems as today:

Neelix: Every time I see that Lana Lang I just want to strangle her!

 

[BorgBabe]

OR another idea was:

Paris: “ So from here we can watch Seven and Janeway’s progress in my new holo-novel. “
Neelix: “Ah what a cute little lamb Seven is rescuing from assimilation. “
Kim: “ Let’s switch to that other camera, Janeway’s been in there much longer, should be at the final chapter by now.”
Chakotay: “Who’s that guy in the jail overall, and why is he drawing her nude portrait? “
Neelix: “I just lip-read something about dinner... What’s he doing now, kneeling in front of her?!”
Chakotay: “I knew she was desperate for some attention but to accept HIM!”
Kim: “Captain we never saw THAT side of you before... Wait what’s happening?”
Paris: “OH MY... That’s gotta hurt!”

 

[Nerys Myk]

Nelix: Who's on the spy cam?

Harry: Kes

Tom: Kes

Chakotay: Kes

Nelix: KES???!!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainJon]

Chakotay grew weary of the growing bulge in Harry's pants the closer he stood to him, while Tom realized he shouldn't had that extra 'shroom before reporting to duty when he failed Neelix's "How many fingers am I holding up?" test.

 

[terranova]

The male crew of Voyager were glad that there was CCTV in Cargo Bay 2, especcilly after Seven arrived.

 

[Gadrin]

 

[DanCPA]

terranova said:

By the hand of Kahless...

 

[Gadrin]

 

[Gadrin]

 

[CaptainJon]

Neelix (reaching): "Titty-twister!"

 

[Kevin]

ChakotAY: nEELIX... You really need to quit using speed...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Harry: Its an old fashion hologram Neelix. You cant actually touch them.

 

[labgeekluvr]

Neelix: (to Chakotay and Harry who are standing close together) When you two are quite through, we've got some work to do here.
Chakotay and Harry: Er...Sorry, Neelix.
Tom: Just be careful. Tuvok might be watching, and he ratted on me and B'elanna.

 

[Gadrin]