Voyager Caption This: The Hot Seat

[Gertch]

Tuvok had to keep poking Carey to keep him awake, but the views never saw it.

 

[Capt_Piett]

"I'm very sorry Mr. Ferrell, but your character has been written out due to budgetary issues this season. We'll have to pointlessly kill you off and banish you to insipid films such as Talladega Nights for the rest of your career. Dismissed."

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"We give you 10000 credits to get the Captain a new laptop and this is the best you could get?"

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Chakoball: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to marinate!"

 

[Gadrin]

 

[Kegek]

Janeway: Alright, Mr. Carey. We think you're the treacherous Maquis.
Carey: Jonas?
Janeway: No, Seska.
Chakotay: Carey's not Maquis.
Tuvok: Neither is Seska.
Janeway: Then he must be guilty.
Tuvok: Your logic is flawed.
Janeway: Tell that to the Bun, Mr. Tuvok.

 

[Gadrin]